Talk/type like a BOOMER

Its them damn jingles, Merle! They're stickin' in my head like Elmer glued 'em up!
<<<<<sings again ".....No Holes, No Holes....in No Holes Tastee Bread!"
 
Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow.

Just saying, His sisters didn't bitch this much when they were dying.
 
Boomer: "why are you so nervous? Everythings fine"
me: "I have anxiety"
Boomer: "don't believe that, you're fine, just calm down"
me: "i can't just control it like that"
Boomer: *gets a glass and pours a drink, then gives it to me* "Drink up son, you'll feel more relaxed then"
me: "I'm not old enou~"
Boomer: "and try to be more respectful when someone helps you out"
me: *sips* "thanks";_;
 
ShanoirII said:
I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE WATCH! I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE ARE INTO! YOU ALL ARE WATCHING YOUR ANIME PORNO! YOU ALL ARE MASTURBATING TO YOUR CARTOONS! WHAT A SICK, SICK WORLD! OH, IT IS WICKED, WICKED, WICKED! SOME OF YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING YOUR ANIME UNDERWEAR! OH, I TELL YOU WHAT! THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THAT NEW AGE GARBAGE, HUH? WELL, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS! CONFUCIUS CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE WILL CONFUSE YOU! BUDDHA CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS DEAD! DARWIN CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS IN HELL! OH, I USED TO BE A STREET-FIGHTER DRUG-DEALER GANGSTER-RAPPER! SIPPING ON GIN AND JUICE WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY, AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND! I USED TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A HO. MO. SEXUAL. WICKED! WHAT A BUNCH OF RECTUM RIPPERS! HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT LOVE, IT IS A HATE CRIME! REAL WOULD NOT TAKE YOU AND PUMP YOU FULL OF STDS! OH, IF YOU START WATCHING PORN, YOU WILL FALL DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE, MY FRIENDS! YOU WILL BECOME A BISEXUAL, THEN A RAPIST, THEN A PEDOPHILE. FINAL DESTINATION: BBBEEESSSTTTIIIALLLIIITTTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL START SLEEPING WITH HOOKERS AND HOES! OH, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT A WHORE IS A DEEP DITCH. AND THAT THIS THE LASE THING YOU WANT TO DO, IT FALL HEADFIRST DOWN A DEEP, DARK DITCH OF STDS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS A PLACE OF HIGHER EDUCATION? I SEE HOMOS EVERYWHERE! I TELL YOU WHAT, I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS HOMO ONCE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE THINGS EXIST OUTSIDE OF TV? GUESS WHAT? SHE DIED! SHE DIED BEFORE ANYONE COULD SET HER STRAIGHT. BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE YOU ALL HOMO NO-MO'. HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST! MY SUPERHERO IS BETTER THAN YOUR SUPERHERO! BATMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SUPERMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SATAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE SUCH POTTYMOUTHS! THERE IS A TOILET IN YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE THERE IS A SEWER IN YOUR HEART! YOU ALL NEED TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR HEART!
SIN, SIN, SIN LEADS TO HELL, HELL, HELL!!!11!!11!!!!!!!11!!!21!!11!@@11!!@
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...And yet here you are, slumming with your hard penis in your hand no doubt.
 
Welshdad said:
When I was young you could buy a coffee and a slice of cake for a shilling and still have enough left to buy a cinema ticket....


You young whipper snappers 😂
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ShanoirII said:
I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE WATCH! I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE ARE INTO! YOU ALL ARE WATCHING YOUR ANIME PORNO! YOU ALL ARE MASTURBATING TO YOUR CARTOONS! WHAT A SICK, SICK WORLD! OH, IT IS WICKED, WICKED, WICKED! SOME OF YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING YOUR ANIME UNDERWEAR! OH, I TELL YOU WHAT! THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THAT NEW AGE GARBAGE, HUH? WELL, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS! CONFUCIUS CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE WILL CONFUSE YOU! BUDDHA CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS DEAD! DARWIN CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS IN HELL! OH, I USED TO BE A STREET-FIGHTER DRUG-DEALER GANGSTER-RAPPER! SIPPING ON GIN AND JUICE WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY, AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND! I USED TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A HO. MO. SEXUAL. WICKED! WHAT A BUNCH OF RECTUM RIPPERS! HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT LOVE, IT IS A HATE CRIME! REAL WOULD NOT TAKE YOU AND PUMP YOU FULL OF STDS! OH, IF YOU START WATCHING PORN, YOU WILL FALL DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE, MY FRIENDS! YOU WILL BECOME A BISEXUAL, THEN A RAPIST, THEN A PEDOPHILE. FINAL DESTINATION: BBBEEESSSTTTIIIALLLIIITTTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL START SLEEPING WITH HOOKERS AND HOES! OH, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT A WHORE IS A DEEP DITCH. AND THAT THIS THE LASE THING YOU WANT TO DO, IT FALL HEADFIRST DOWN A DEEP, DARK DITCH OF STDS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS A PLACE OF HIGHER EDUCATION? I SEE HOMOS EVERYWHERE! I TELL YOU WHAT, I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS HOMO ONCE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE THINGS EXIST OUTSIDE OF TV? GUESS WHAT? SHE DIED! SHE DIED BEFORE ANYONE COULD SET HER STRAIGHT. BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE YOU ALL HOMO NO-MO'. HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST! MY SUPERHERO IS BETTER THAN YOUR SUPERHERO! BATMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SUPERMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SATAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE SUCH POTTYMOUTHS! THERE IS A TOILET IN YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE THERE IS A SEWER IN YOUR HEART! YOU ALL NEED TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR HEART!
SIN, SIN, SIN LEADS TO HELL, HELL, HELL!!!11!!11!!!!!!!11!!!21!!11!@@11!!@
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I sure hope this is not for real....real...real
 
saddlebum66 said:
and blows himself up....smoking with an open oxygen line? Great way to imitate an Apollo test pilot, merle
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i wish i could blow myself... all my flexibility is gone :( my knees are crackling and my back is acking merle
 
ChubCD said:
i wish i could blow myself... all my flexibility is gone :( my knees are crackling and my back is acking merle
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We're getting in the same boat... Have you tried any kind of yoga? Outside of all the hype I hear it really could help.
 
Zen said:
As my meditation teacher says, "Yoga isn't for tightening your ass, it's for getting your head out of it!"
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It would only send it in further, I don't want to be an enlightened and submitted individual. Only enlightened and neither submitted nor a dominant. (Sadly such a state doesn't exist even in daydreams.)
 
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