Stray Donkeys

SheepieSheepie666

SheepieSheepie666

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Today a I went to a family friends farm to help bring in the crop, and while we were working I noticed a pair of stray donkeys out and about (apparently they're all over the ranch). I had an idea of trying to seduce one, but wasn't sure how I can do this or if it's a good idea.. But I really want to be intimate with an animal. Knowing they're out there is making me antsy. What do I do?
 
As hot as it sounds seducing a stray animal, it’s dangerous. Getting an animal to recognize you enough to get intimate and not hurt you takes time. Unless you can bring a stray in and build a relationship, you’re better off with an owned animal you can familiarize yourself with over time. A stray or wild animal is much more likely to be frightened and end up hurting you. Think how hard it is to even approach or pet a stray, then think how much harder it would be to touch their most sensitive areas.
 
BreedingBenchwarmer said:
As hot as it sounds seducing a stray animal, it’s dangerous. Getting an animal to recognize you enough to get intimate and not hurt you takes time. Unless you can bring a stray in and build a relationship, you’re better off with an owned animal you can familiarize yourself with over time. A stray or wild animal is much more likely to be frightened and end up hurting you. Think how hard it is to even approach or pet a stray, then think how much harder it would be to touch their most sensitive areas.
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Yeah I knew it was a dumb idea. I've just never been intimate with animals before and I'm starting to teeter on desperation. I'm not gonna explode into jizz and start fucking every living thing I see or anything, but sometimes the urges, especially today, are enough to damn near drive me mad. And seeing them so close was a lot for me tbh. Thanks for answering my question
 
underdoge said:
Donkeys are used as livestock guardians because they naturally want to kill wolves and other predators. It doesn't seem safe to attempt anything with unless they're tamed. They are dangerous.
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True - Donkeys in general are MUCH less "sociable" than a horse, especially when not socialized to human company. They can EASILY be as dangerous as a pissed off full-size horse. They may be small and cute to look at, but they've got all the potential to kill you as you'll find in a clydesdale, and unlike the clyde, a not-so-social donk is as likely to try to kill you as tolerate you getting anywhere near it. A sociable clyde is probably going to kill you purely by accident as it tries to crawl into your pocket while mugging you for treats - the donkey is more likely to make an active effort to kick, stomp, or bite the living dogshit out of you.
 
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