Splorch, the Egg Laying Dildo

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I know there's posts about primal hardware, but I can't believe there isn't a thread of this already (I always search before I post things). To any ladies (or gents) who own one; what's it like? I have a huge impregnation fetish and love to see women using this thing. To those who don't own one, do you plan on getting one?
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So I came into a bit of unexpected cash, so I aim to get a nice tentacle. I think the one pictured is Krubera, which is the one I'm aiming to get. Splorch has two little nubs opposite each other. There's also Petunia, which is a fuckable tentacle maw.
 
You know the face-hugger from the Alien series? I'd love to see a Splorch toy that hugs your pussy/ass and deposits eggs at random. I think the experience would be enhanced if you didn't know when it was going to pulse and lay eggs up inside you. Personally I wouldn't use it myself, but watching my girl use it would be pretty hot!
 
Gigelina said:
the eggs are made of gelatin so i'd say until they melt
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If it's made from anything jelly-like that can melt, it's probably made of a TPR plastic which isn't body-safe. I used to have some jelly stuff but ended up having to toss it in the bin because it melted on it's own. Not inside me or anything, just on it's own at room temperate. It was all sticky and gross.
My best advice would be to use silicone toys since they're not porous and all the gross bodily bits won't stick to it. They're safer and easier to clean anyway.
 
hoju said:
You know the face-hugger from the Alien series? I'd love to see a Splorch toy that hugs your pussy/ass and deposits eggs at random. I think the experience would be enhanced if you didn't know when it was going to pulse and lay eggs up inside you. Personally I wouldn't use it myself, but watching my girl use it would be pretty hot!
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That would be fun, I've seen facehuggers used a lot in 3D porn, so I get the appeal.
 
Unbearable said:
If it's made from anything jelly-like that can melt, it's probably made of a TPR plastic which isn't body-safe. I used to have some jelly stuff but ended up having to toss it in the bin because it melted on it's own. Not inside me or anything, just on it's own at room temperate. It was all sticky and gross.
My best advice would be to use silicone toys since they're not porous and all the gross bodily bits won't stick to it. They're safer and easier to clean anyway.
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WTF ? Did you even read the site before commenting stupid shit like that : https://www.primalhardwere.com/posts/eggs-howto
 
Another newbie question. How are these toys for anal? They seem to be on the "floppy/ soft" side from the videos and pictures I've seen. Any input on them for anal use?
Thanks!
 
JWCW21519 said:
Another newbie question. How are these toys for anal? They seem to be on the "floppy/ soft" side from the videos and pictures I've seen. Any input on them for anal use?
Thanks!
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I do not own one, but you'll probably have to be loose enough to get the splorch in you, even if it is softer. Then after a few inches you can pop an egg past your ring. That should work just fine.
 
I owned one of these a few years back.
I definitely liked the way it looked, however in use, it was a little impractical. I remember I had a lot of difficulty trying to squeeze the egg though the toy. The gelatin eggs were pretty cool, but I feel like the stickiness (not good sticky) wasn't worth the payoff.

I did find that a good way to use it was in combination with a shower enema head.
Once the toy was fully inserted, I'd stick the enema head into the tube in the toy. The feeling of warm water flowing though the ovipositer into myself was very pleasant.
 
Slaveprecious said:
Couldn’t you possibly get it stuck inside you though? Not sure how big the egg is lol. I would be worried about it. Still curious to try.​
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The egg is the same size as a standard chicken egg. Although primal hardware also sells egg molds for round eggs which are much smaller.

As far as getting the eggs stuck, I can say for butt use, it is not going to happen.
Not sure about vaginal.
However keep in mind that the eggs are made of gelatin which liquifies over time.
If something were to get stuck, just wait an hour or 2 and you're good.
 
Slaveprecious said:
Couldn’t you possibly get it stuck inside you though? Not sure how big the egg is lol. I would be worried about it. Still curious to try.​
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I would assume that they would eventually dissolve, or the body's "natural function" in that area would cause it to pop back out. they aren't hard, so they shouldn't be uncomfortable if one is in you for a while. I'm sure there are some chicks (and guys!) who like having a "brood" inside them for a while. Kinda now want to as well writing that sentence out.
 
I haven't seen any communities talk about Splorch in any negative ways either, but then again it is a smaller kink. Then again if there was a good idea that turned out to be shit, people would talk about it.
 
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