Say something without context.

[Daneζ]

That's gross

happens to the best of us

 

[CamoCowboy]

A walk on the beach.

 

[oldgoat75]

wet days are boring

 

[godgayafternoon]

Where's the can opener?

 

[Michioliphant]

12 minutes and counting.

 

[atarnis01]

28 minutes later and I'm still trying my hardest!

 

[Michioliphant]

28 minutes later and I'm still trying my hardest!

AND she’s still screaming harder?

 

[Zureta]

Horses can weight from 900 lb to 1000kg

 

[atarnis01]

If you try to plug it in like that, you'll snap it!

 

[Michioliphant]

Dead bodies are heavier than living ones.

 

[bee18]

the night goes by faster than the day

 

[Daneζ]

So true that is. Anyone who doesn't know. Yes they seem to gain 100 pounds at least..

There is a reason it’s called dead weight.

 

[CamoCowboy]

They call me "Tater Salad"...

 

[UR20Z]

But how are we gonna get enough pairs of rubber pants in time???

 

[bee18]

I wonder why birds have no engines

 

[UR20Z]

I wonder why birds have no engines

That's easy: A bathtub full of brightly colored fish hooks.

 

[bee18]

Still

That's easy: A bathtub full of brightly colored fish hooks.

never seen them jumping in a bottle of milk

 

[luvzumare]

Jesus died for our sins. ?

 

[bee18]

Why is there always a tomorrow

 

[UR20Z]

Still

never seen them jumping in a bottle of milk

That's 'cause they only do that on the 9th Tuesday of the month. Sheesh - didn't you pay *ANY* attention in class????

 

[bee18]

Do i have to pay tax for my nipples?

 

[atarnis01]

Are you sure you have enough RAM for a task like that?

 

[Daneζ]

I might just do it one of these days.

 

[Danbeast]

Ooh yes honey, silky in all the right places

 

[bee18]

I wonder who will replace the light bulb in the moon when it is broken

 

[bee18]

Jesus died for our sins. ?

Think he forgot my sins

 

[CamoCowboy]

Gotta get some golf shoes... otherwise we'll never get outta this place alive!...

 

[CamoCowboy]

That is one certainty in life. No one gets out alive. Not even a dog God like I. Eventually I will have to find an apprentice to pass the knowledge to. And accept the fate of the hands of time

Indeed

 

[UR20Z]

And then came the really weird part of my dream - You know, the part where I can tap dance, but I can only do it while wearing golf shoes?

 

[whister]

If you're like me, you laugh at things without context.
i.e things such as an inside joke or something you just came up with, can be anything.
I'll go first.

The leg men . . .

Are coming . . .

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