REVIEW AND STORY: ElypseArt's Inflatable Dog Dildo

I have one similar if not from them (i don’t remember) but I experience the base expands as well when im good 10 pumps in. Does anyone have that issue too? Or do i just have a knockoff/bad model?

It bothers me as it doesn’t feel good when it does that, and it’ll start only inflating the base instead of forcing me to be stretched out to a max
 
Hey all! So I want to preface by saying that I have never taken an actual dog before so I can not say whether it is accurate or not, but I have seen other reviews that says they feel very accurate when you fill them with warm water. At the end, I included how I used it last night. <3

THE COLOR AND THE SHAPE:
I have "Magic" model and it is Fucking. Gorgeous. It looks like a real dick and is shiny rather than matte. There are several colorations you can choose from but I chose "bold" because I wanted those delicious colors to stand out more. Hot.

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SIZE:
A little bigger than described! The "Magic" model is described as inflating to a 5" circumference but I usually get it to 8" (15 pumps) inside me with no problems. The max I can inflate at all is about 8.35" (20 pumps) but I do not recommend doing that inside you because it seems like it'd definitely be pushing its limits. The length was as advertised. I measured it and it comes out to a little more than 6.75" flaccid in insertable length, but swells to 7.5" inflated.
Took me a while to stretch myself out but once I did... just thinking about that huge dick being inside me almost makes me cum.

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CUMTUBE:
I did shell out the extra money for the cumtube, it's super hot on your body but I can't feel a difference inside and I'm not super great at pumping it out sans air bubbles. And air bubbles inside you hurt more than you would think (pretty uncomfortable but not enough to ruin your experience). I highly recommend using their cinnalube because god does it feel like real jizz. It goes a long way too, and you can thin it down to be like real dog jizz, thicken it up, or you can color it (and make it drinkable) by using milk or cream. I wish I had bought this, but I just got a sample instead.

STORYTIME:
The reason I wanted to write a review is because I LOVE THIS DILDO. I felt inclined and thought it would be hot to talk about how I used it last night. So I've always wanted to walk around with a dildo inside in public and so I decided to try this LATE last night with my "Magic" dog dick in me because it stays in well (for me, at least) due to the inflation. So I had to work around the cumtube and the inflation tube a little bit to make it work. Here's the deets: I'm a transguy, so I'm a dude with a vagina. I usually pack with a penis prosthetic in public but there's no point at night. I lubed up, put it in my vag, inflated it, and then wrapped the cords around my hips and tucked the inflation tube under another cord. Couldn't feel the tubes and it wasn't noticeable at ALL under my boxer briefs and baggy shorts. I positioned it where I normally would my prosthetic and it *kind of* looked like balls. BE WARNED, if you try this at home, it WILL look like you have something in your pants ladies and gents- I'm okay with this because I have a particular LACK of something in my pants, but ya'll might want to feed the tubes out and into a backpack or a purse or something. ANYWAYS, I got it all situated, popped my headphones in (listening to porn) and took a walk around the neighborhood late last night. God it was hot. It felt so good inside me, and with every step I took, the knot ground my insides perfectly. After 45 minutes of edging this way, I walked to a park nearby, found a picnic table under some trees (no street lamps), and I sat down so it was inside me as far as it could go. I gave it a couple more pumps (now inflated to it's full 8" glory), and then bounced up and down, grinding the knot inside me. I have never been able to orgasm from insertion only until last night. Knowing you're walking around with a dog dick inside you late at night just outside people's houses was the hottest thing I've ever done. This was also the first time I'd ever done anything sexual in public. But yeah, there you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed.
Wow! That's so hot 🥵 lucky you! Very fun and interesting to read!
 
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