REVIEW AND STORY: ElypseArt's Inflatable Dog Dildo

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zudebro

Guest
Hey all! So I want to preface by saying that I have never taken an actual dog before so I can not say whether it is accurate or not, but I have seen other reviews that says they feel very accurate when you fill them with warm water. At the end, I included how I used it last night. <3

THE COLOR AND THE SHAPE:
I have "Magic" model and it is Fucking. Gorgeous. It looks like a real dick and is shiny rather than matte. There are several colorations you can choose from but I chose "bold" because I wanted those delicious colors to stand out more. Hot.

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SIZE:
A little bigger than described! The "Magic" model is described as inflating to a 5" circumference but I usually get it to 8" (15 pumps) inside me with no problems. The max I can inflate at all is about 8.35" (20 pumps) but I do not recommend doing that inside you because it seems like it'd definitely be pushing its limits. The length was as advertised. I measured it and it comes out to a little more than 6.75" flaccid in insertable length, but swells to 7.5" inflated.
Took me a while to stretch myself out but once I did... just thinking about that huge dick being inside me almost makes me cum.

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CUMTUBE:
I did shell out the extra money for the cumtube, it's super hot on your body but I can't feel a difference inside and I'm not super great at pumping it out sans air bubbles. And air bubbles inside you hurt more than you would think (pretty uncomfortable but not enough to ruin your experience). I highly recommend using their cinnalube because god does it feel like real jizz. It goes a long way too, and you can thin it down to be like real dog jizz, thicken it up, or you can color it (and make it drinkable) by using milk or cream. I wish I had bought this, but I just got a sample instead.

STORYTIME:
The reason I wanted to write a review is because I LOVE THIS DILDO. I felt inclined and thought it would be hot to talk about how I used it last night. So I've always wanted to walk around with a dildo inside in public and so I decided to try this LATE last night with my "Magic" dog dick in me because it stays in well (for me, at least) due to the inflation. So I had to work around the cumtube and the inflation tube a little bit to make it work. Here's the deets: I'm a transguy, so I'm a dude with a vagina. I usually pack with a penis prosthetic in public but there's no point at night. I lubed up, put it in my vag, inflated it, and then wrapped the cords around my hips and tucked the inflation tube under another cord. Couldn't feel the tubes and it wasn't noticeable at ALL under my boxer briefs and baggy shorts. I positioned it where I normally would my prosthetic and it *kind of* looked like balls. BE WARNED, if you try this at home, it WILL look like you have something in your pants ladies and gents- I'm okay with this because I have a particular LACK of something in my pants, but ya'll might want to feed the tubes out and into a backpack or a purse or something. ANYWAYS, I got it all situated, popped my headphones in (listening to porn) and took a walk around the neighborhood late last night. God it was hot. It felt so good inside me, and with every step I took, the knot ground my insides perfectly. After 45 minutes of edging this way, I walked to a park nearby, found a picnic table under some trees (no street lamps), and I sat down so it was inside me as far as it could go. I gave it a couple more pumps (now inflated to it's full 8" glory), and then bounced up and down, grinding the knot inside me. I have never been able to orgasm from insertion only until last night. Knowing you're walking around with a dog dick inside you late at night just outside people's houses was the hottest thing I've ever done. This was also the first time I'd ever done anything sexual in public. But yeah, there you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed.
 

5guys

Tourist
I'd imagine if you did pump it with warm water the weight would make it feel like the real thing.
Thanks for that review, it's sexy how you just took it outside and had fun with it!
 

Lonewolf

Zooville Settler
Totally agree. I can say this is by far the most fun canine dildo I have ever played with.
Also yes, hot water works great!
 
Hey all! So I want to preface by saying that I have never taken an actual dog before so I can not say whether it is accurate or not, but I have seen other reviews that says they feel very accurate when you fill them with warm water. At the end, I included how I used it last night. <3

THE COLOR AND THE SHAPE:
I have "Magic" model and it is Fucking. Gorgeous. It looks like a real dick and is shiny rather than matte. There are several colorations you can choose from but I chose "bold" because I wanted those delicious colors to stand out more. Hot.

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SIZE:
A little bigger than described! The "Magic" model is described as inflating to a 5" circumference but I usually get it to 8" (15 pumps) inside me with no problems. The max I can inflate at all is about 8.35" (20 pumps) but I do not recommend doing that inside you because it seems like it'd definitely be pushing its limits. The length was as advertised. I measured it and it comes out to a little more than 6.75" flaccid in insertable length, but swells to 7.5" inflated.
Took me a while to stretch myself out but once I did... just thinking about that huge dick being inside me almost makes me cum.

View attachment 57534

CUMTUBE:
I did shell out the extra money for the cumtube, it's super hot on your body but I can't feel a difference inside and I'm not super great at pumping it out sans air bubbles. And air bubbles inside you hurt more than you would think (pretty uncomfortable but not enough to ruin your experience). I highly recommend using their cinnalube because god does it feel like real jizz. It goes a long way too, and you can thin it down to be like real dog jizz, thicken it up, or you can color it (and make it drinkable) by using milk or cream. I wish I had bought this, but I just got a sample instead.

STORYTIME:
The reason I wanted to write a review is because I LOVE THIS DILDO. I felt inclined and thought it would be hot to talk about how I used it last night. So I've always wanted to walk around with a dildo inside in public and so I decided to try this LATE last night with my "Magic" dog dick in me because it stays in well (for me, at least) due to the inflation. So I had to work around the cumtube and the inflation tube a little bit to make it work. Here's the deets: I'm a transguy, so I'm a dude with a vagina. I usually pack with a penis prosthetic in public but there's no point at night. I lubed up, put it in my vag, inflated it, and then wrapped the cords around my hips and tucked the inflation tube under another cord. Couldn't feel the tubes and it wasn't noticeable at ALL under my boxer briefs and baggy shorts. I positioned it where I normally would my prosthetic and it *kind of* looked like balls. BE WARNED, if you try this at home, it WILL look like you have something in your pants ladies and gents- I'm okay with this because I have a particular LACK of something in my pants, but ya'll might want to feed the tubes out and into a backpack or a purse or something. ANYWAYS, I got it all situated, popped my headphones in (listening to porn) and took a walk around the neighborhood late last night. God it was hot. It felt so good inside me, and with every step I took, the knot ground my insides perfectly. After 45 minutes of edging this way, I walked to a park nearby, found a picnic table under some trees (no street lamps), and I sat down so it was inside me as far as it could go. I gave it a couple more pumps (now inflated to it's full 8" glory), and then bounced up and down, grinding the knot inside me. I have never been able to orgasm from insertion only until last night. Knowing you're walking around with a dog dick inside you late at night just outside people's houses was the hottest thing I've ever done. This was also the first time I'd ever done anything sexual in public. But yeah, there you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed.
Where did u get this toy??
 

bandogbitch

Tourist
These are actual works of art. Handcrafted and probably about as realistic as you can get. I’ve had two for near a decade now (?) and both are still in perfect knotty condition. ? Thank you for the review - they are also very kind people if you ever have any questions!
 

K9California

Citizen of Zooville
I had a fem couple over to,play with my dogs years ago. They had four of these. Two of the larger ones and two of the one size down. If you buy two or more, they supply you with a part to tie two together at the base and enable you to knot ass to ass with someone. Sound fun? They put the big ones together and the smaller ones together and went ass to ass in all four holes. It was amazing! I went ass to ass with one of the girls for a while as the other girl worked the pump. Pumping and stroking my cock. Let’s just say, it will be a long time before I can top that evening.

take a look at it here:

 

knottyinva1

Tourist
I had a fem couple over to,play with my dogs years ago. They had four of these. Two of the larger ones and two of the one size down. If you buy two or more, they supply you with a part to tie two together at the base and enable you to knot ass to ass with someone. Sound fun? They put the big ones together and the smaller ones together and went ass to ass in all four holes. It was amazing! I went ass to ass with one of the girls for a while as the other girl worked the pump. Pumping and stroking my cock. Let’s just say, it will be a long time before I can top that evening.

take a look at it here:

Lol, it sounds really nice but I absolutely can't afford to buy more than one right now haha
 

K9California

Citizen of Zooville
Lol, it sounds really nice but I absolutely can't afford to buy more than one right now haha
Once you get yours, post a few vids of it working both of your holes and ask the forum if anyone would sponsor you for another elapse art to fill both holes at the same time or go ass to ass with someone. It worked well on BF for several I know.
 

knotsucker

Tourist
Hey all! So I want to preface by saying that I have never taken an actual dog before so I can not say whether it is accurate or not, but I have seen other reviews that says they feel very accurate when you fill them with warm water. At the end, I included how I used it last night. <3

THE COLOR AND THE SHAPE:
I have "Magic" model and it is Fucking. Gorgeous. It looks like a real dick and is shiny rather than matte. There are several colorations you can choose from but I chose "bold" because I wanted those delicious colors to stand out more. Hot.

View attachment 57533

View attachment 57531

SIZE:
A little bigger than described! The "Magic" model is described as inflating to a 5" circumference but I usually get it to 8" (15 pumps) inside me with no problems. The max I can inflate at all is about 8.35" (20 pumps) but I do not recommend doing that inside you because it seems like it'd definitely be pushing its limits. The length was as advertised. I measured it and it comes out to a little more than 6.75" flaccid in insertable length, but swells to 7.5" inflated.
Took me a while to stretch myself out but once I did... just thinking about that huge dick being inside me almost makes me cum.

View attachment 57534

CUMTUBE:
I did shell out the extra money for the cumtube, it's super hot on your body but I can't feel a difference inside and I'm not super great at pumping it out sans air bubbles. And air bubbles inside you hurt more than you would think (pretty uncomfortable but not enough to ruin your experience). I highly recommend using their cinnalube because god does it feel like real jizz. It goes a long way too, and you can thin it down to be like real dog jizz, thicken it up, or you can color it (and make it drinkable) by using milk or cream. I wish I had bought this, but I just got a sample instead.

STORYTIME:
The reason I wanted to write a review is because I LOVE THIS DILDO. I felt inclined and thought it would be hot to talk about how I used it last night. So I've always wanted to walk around with a dildo inside in public and so I decided to try this LATE last night with my "Magic" dog dick in me because it stays in well (for me, at least) due to the inflation. So I had to work around the cumtube and the inflation tube a little bit to make it work. Here's the deets: I'm a transguy, so I'm a dude with a vagina. I usually pack with a penis prosthetic in public but there's no point at night. I lubed up, put it in my vag, inflated it, and then wrapped the cords around my hips and tucked the inflation tube under another cord. Couldn't feel the tubes and it wasn't noticeable at ALL under my boxer briefs and baggy shorts. I positioned it where I normally would my prosthetic and it *kind of* looked like balls. BE WARNED, if you try this at home, it WILL look like you have something in your pants ladies and gents- I'm okay with this because I have a particular LACK of something in my pants, but ya'll might want to feed the tubes out and into a backpack or a purse or something. ANYWAYS, I got it all situated, popped my headphones in (listening to porn) and took a walk around the neighborhood late last night. God it was hot. It felt so good inside me, and with every step I took, the knot ground my insides perfectly. After 45 minutes of edging this way, I walked to a park nearby, found a picnic table under some trees (no street lamps), and I sat down so it was inside me as far as it could go. I gave it a couple more pumps (now inflated to it's full 8" glory), and then bounced up and down, grinding the knot inside me. I have never been able to orgasm from insertion only until last night. Knowing you're walking around with a dog dick inside you late at night just outside people's houses was the hottest thing I've ever done. This was also the ttfirst time I'd ever done anything sexual in public. But yeah, there you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed.
In regards to your story I can relate but mine is a step further. I bought a remote controlled vibrating butt plug last year and used it while riding public transportation (bus). I sat all the way in the back so nobody seemed to notice as I was bouncing up and down and the tip was penetrating my prostate giving me very powerful intense hands free orgasms.
It's a good thing I followed my intuition and wore two sets of shorts. The whole front of me was SOAKED when I got off the bus lol ???
 

DGWolf

Tourist
Trans gal here, only have taken a dog once and sadly it didn't end well :husky_nervous: - I've been eyeing the ElypseArt toys for a while now and was hoping to find another trans gal who has played with one, but most of the reviews are cis gals...
Anyways thank you for your review and I'm definitely considering getting one even more now - I wonder if you heated the lube up if it would be more noticeable.
I have some experience with a BD toy (Cole - medium) with the cum tube and I find I rarely bother with it, as it's fiddly to attach a syringe to and often pops off the hose - so I'm wondering how the setup is for the ElypseArt toys or if it's the same.
 

knotsucker

Tourist
Trans gal here, only have taken a dog once and sadly it didn't end well :husky_nervous: - I've been eyeing the ElypseArt toys for a while now and was hoping to find another trans gal who has played with one, but most of the reviews are cis gals...
Anyways thank you for your review and I'm definitely considering getting one even more now - I wonder if you heated the lube up if it would be more noticeable.
I have some experience with a BD toy (Cole - medium) with the cum tube and I find I rarely bother with it, as it's fiddly to attach a syringe to and often pops off the hose - so I'm wondering how the setup is for the ElypseArt toys or if it's the same.
Sorry to hear that your first encounter didn't meet expectations.
It's always awkward the first time, same with humans.
The toy looks Incredible! I'm seriously considering one since there are no K9s in my life right now.
 

DGWolf

Tourist
Sorry to hear that your first encounter didn't meet expectations.
It's always awkward the first time, same with humans.
The toy looks Incredible! I'm seriously considering one since there are no K9s in my life right now.
I think I've posted about it on here before, but it ended in bleeding, and not from the scratches (those are incredibly hot) I think the post is findable through my profile but if not, I'll happily tell you about it via PM so not to derail the topic.
 
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zudebro

Guest
I have some experience with a BD toy (Cole - medium) with the cum tube and I find I rarely bother with it, as it's fiddly to attach a syringe to and often pops off the hose - so I'm wondering how the setup is for the ElypseArt toys or if it's the same.
Thanks for the response! So the cum tube is permanently affixed inside but you can trim it so that it isn't obnoxiously long (which is what I did). It's pretty easy to use. The cum tube set up comes with a bulb that you can funnel or inject the cum into and then just stick the tube in the bulb and you're ready to go. In my experience, it's only really a hassle when it comes to cleanup (you have to flush it through with bleach water). And I bet heating the cum up would feel great. :)
 
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zudebro

Guest
In regards to your story I can relate but mine is a step further. I bought a remote controlled vibrating butt plug last year and used it while riding public transportation (bus). I sat all the way in the back so nobody seemed to notice as I was bouncing up and down and the tip was penetrating my prostate giving me very powerful intense hands free orgasms.
It's a good thing I followed my intuition and wore two sets of shorts. The whole front of me was SOAKED when I got off the bus lol ???

Wow, I don't know if I'd have the nerve to do it on a bus. That's seriously hot :)
 
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