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Rate The Signature Above You, like title says

You are very unlucky with me as a rater in this case. Because your signature is:

"Love is like electricty or air, you cannot describe it but it is very precious."

1. Actually you can describe electricity and air. I'm not unpacking the smart ass now, describing it.
2. Wheather electricity is precious can be controversial
3. It's sounds like a cheap "romeo and julja"-sentence

So far: 3 of 10 points.
But because you probably wrote it by your own and it's kinda sweet? It raise up to:
5,5 of 10 possible points
 
I'm a scientist who's researching bestiality between humans and dogs. If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab ...
LITTLE JOKE ENDS HERE

I like science (a lot), but I wouldn't go that far
You started by using a meme, probably one from Google images. That gives you a base score of 2/10.
But, because I actually had this meme pop into my head just a few hours ago, you make me feel clairvoyant, so I'll give you 4/10 for my self-esteem.
But, you had to say that you were closing the joke instead of letting it naturally fall away, so 3/10.
Finally, you called bestiality "going far", which I do not think many people on this forum would agree with, so 2/10 because of unpopular opinion.


i a m a v e r y h a r s h c r i t i c . n o A i n m y c l a s s :husky_grin:
 
Kristy's signature (in fractions):
"Our human pet meets our horny four-legged pet."
-> associated that dogs and people are the same, namely animals. Maybe as fun, maybe meant seriously. Maybe I would know if I knew kristy ^^

"Daily on my profile comments page."
-> Gives you a nearly daily short kinky stories about her (human pet) and her pet. I see it as a small advertisement / a reference to yourself - which may generates followers. Basicly nothing bad about it.

"Kindly support Zooville by setting your ad-blocker to be off when you're here. It will automatically stay on for other sites."
-> nice of you to support ZV with this signature! I wouldn't have considered that.

"Click the sponsor's ads, also. Thank-you."
->
seems a bit intrusive to me. Like an appeal. Also unlovable, checked off. In funny terms, it sounds more inviting. Something like: Zooville would thank you if you accidentally click on an annoying advertisement. Thank you :)

All in all, I find the signature informative (it says a bit about you in a very brief way). There are plus points for the color representation (How did you do this?)
 
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