Barb Dwyer
Tourist
A rabbit hops into a bar, his ears flopping side to side, and he asks the bartender, Do you have any carrots?
The bartender says No, we don't have carrots, this is a bar.
The rabbit hops away.
The next day, the rabbit hops back and asks, Do you have any carrots?
The bartender is starting to become annoyed, and he says Look, I told you yesterday, this is a bar and we don't have carrots!
The rabbit hops away.
The next day, the rabbit hops in and asks, Do you have any carrots?
Now the bartender is furious. Look! I told you twice already this is a bar and we don't have carrots! If you come in here again asking for carrots, I'm going to nail your floppy ears to the floor!
The rabbit hops away.
The next day, the rabbit hops in and asks, Do you have any nails?
The bartender explodes: NO!!
The rabbit asks, Do you have any carrots?
The bartender says No, we don't have carrots, this is a bar.
The rabbit hops away.
The next day, the rabbit hops back and asks, Do you have any carrots?
The bartender is starting to become annoyed, and he says Look, I told you yesterday, this is a bar and we don't have carrots!
The rabbit hops away.
The next day, the rabbit hops in and asks, Do you have any carrots?
Now the bartender is furious. Look! I told you twice already this is a bar and we don't have carrots! If you come in here again asking for carrots, I'm going to nail your floppy ears to the floor!
The rabbit hops away.
The next day, the rabbit hops in and asks, Do you have any nails?
The bartender explodes: NO!!
The rabbit asks, Do you have any carrots?
