No on the coffee TNP will have a orgasm from a licking by a doggy today
hamsterperv Tourist BANNED USER May 5, 2022 #1,351 No on the coffee TNP will have a orgasm from a licking by a doggy today
Labraguy5 Citizen of Zooville May 7, 2022 #1,353 Nope ice hockey isn't a thing here, have played field hockey but on a tarmac court at school, no guards or padding were allowed so hitting the opponents in the shins was fair game Next poster has drunk too much Baileys Irish cream and thrown up....
Nope ice hockey isn't a thing here, have played field hockey but on a tarmac court at school, no guards or padding were allowed so hitting the opponents in the shins was fair game Next poster has drunk too much Baileys Irish cream and thrown up....
J Johnterry4658 Tourist May 7, 2022 #1,354 I have never gone that far, but I do love some Baileys in tea/coffee, every now and again. The next poster has been swimming with dolphins.
I have never gone that far, but I do love some Baileys in tea/coffee, every now and again. The next poster has been swimming with dolphins.
D Deleted member 76481 Guest May 12, 2022 #1,355 Nope The next poster has been sober for at least last two weeks
Ted Danson Machine Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 12, 2022 #1,356 Absolutely right. More like at least 2 years The next poster is wearing pajamas
Puhp Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 12, 2022 #1,358 Yes, and white (and pink). TNP hasn't masturbated yet today, but would like to edge right now.
YIMBY Tourist May 12, 2022 #1,359 Actually, I woke up unusually early today and not having anything better to do... The next poster never saw the film Casablanca.
Actually, I woke up unusually early today and not having anything better to do... The next poster never saw the film Casablanca.
Ted Danson Machine Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 12, 2022 #1,360 Not the entire thing, so i count that as accurate. TNP has never broken a bone
Puhp Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 12, 2022 #1,361 Oh, I wish. Though I did make it a LONG way till my first break (which was in my hand, from a motorcycle accident). TNP Loves Cheetos.
Oh, I wish. Though I did make it a LONG way till my first break (which was in my hand, from a motorcycle accident). TNP Loves Cheetos.
D Deleted member 76481 Guest May 12, 2022 #1,362 Not sold where I live, so I don't even really know, what it is The next poster is past their bedtime
Cressida Citizen of Zooville May 12, 2022 #1,363 I do need a nap... lol TNP is into the marvel MCU movies
Ted Danson Machine Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 12, 2022 #1,364 100 percent. TNP prefers butts to boobs
J Johnterry4658 Tourist May 13, 2022 #1,365 Guilty as charged, as I've heard someone say before; "A nice ass can save a flat chest, but boobs can't save a flat ass." TNP is able to speak a language, other than their native one.
Guilty as charged, as I've heard someone say before; "A nice ass can save a flat chest, but boobs can't save a flat ass." TNP is able to speak a language, other than their native one.
Ted Danson Machine Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 13, 2022 #1,366 Yes, I speak German. Not entirely fluent but decent. TNP Has never been fishing
Puhp Esteemed Citizen of ZV May 13, 2022 #1,367 Right! No fishing other than messing around, but I have NO idea what I'm doing: I'd be better off with a cane pole and a can of corn TNP loves sorbet.
Right! No fishing other than messing around, but I have NO idea what I'm doing: I'd be better off with a cane pole and a can of corn TNP loves sorbet.
Labraguy5 Citizen of Zooville May 14, 2022 #1,369 Nope, currently wearing ankle socks with shorts. The next poster would use a glory hole....
D Deleted member 76481 Guest May 14, 2022 #1,370 Nah TNP will have a hard time thinking of their reply
YIMBY Tourist May 14, 2022 #1,371 Not yet. Still not. It's still good. Yeah, I didn't really have a problem with it. The next poster didn't make their bed this morning.
Not yet. Still not. It's still good. Yeah, I didn't really have a problem with it. The next poster didn't make their bed this morning.
Animallover Citizen of Zooville May 16, 2022 #1,373 Don't like any alcohol. The next poster has sex outside in the rain.
D Deleted member 76481 Guest May 16, 2022 #1,375 Like, not love, yeah The next poster is a great person
Adrian98 BANNED May 16, 2022 #1,376 hard to say, yes and no the next poster cries when he sees a beautiful sunset
hamsterperv Tourist BANNED USER May 16, 2022 #1,377 Nope, not that emotional. TNP would love to visit to the stars
J Johnterry4658 Tourist May 16, 2022 #1,378 Nah, space is cool an all, but I'm comfortable with my feet planted firmly on the ground thanks. ? TNP knows morse code.
Nah, space is cool an all, but I'm comfortable with my feet planted firmly on the ground thanks. ? TNP knows morse code.
J Johnterry4658 Tourist May 16, 2022 #1,380 Nope, I've never even smoked tobacco. TNP prefers the countryside to a town/city.