Post your Sweet Little Lies

[K9funfan]

No one here uses vibrators.

 

[mares4me]

Nobody here likes sex.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t have a vibrating butt plug

 

[mares4me]

I never wear clothes.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have quiet orgasms

 

[mares4me]

I keep my cum inside a jar.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I change my knickers weekly

 

[mares4me]

I enjoy sticking my dick inside toasters.

 

[Darkowl]

I'm not insane in normal and everyone around me is crazy

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

The lunatics haven’t taken over the asylum

 

[mares4me]

I'm the epitome of male beauty.

 

[K9funfan]

I hate this place.

 

[CK4957 STD]

I´ve enjoyed many excellent meals in New England

 

[K9funfan]

I´ve enjoyed many excellent meals in New England

Street fish n chips isn’t bad

 

[vic96]

i for real dont have favorite peoples here ?

 

[vic96]

im also not drunk so stfu ??

 

[DLMEM202]

I never have sex with bar maids.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My vagina never gets any exercise

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Barmaids are crap in bed

 

[mares4me]

I'm wealthy and living in a mansion

 

[K9funfan]

I’ve never drawn the amorous intentions of a bartender.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m hoping a young man doesn’t stand me up

 

[K9funfan]

I’m hoping he does. @Wasbitchpolly

 

[mares4me]

I have a tail

 

[Knotbich]

i never walk 2 hours in the rain

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m hoping he does. @Wasbitchpolly

If I had a penny for every time I’ve not been stood up

 

[mares4me]

I know martial arts

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know marital arts

 

[Knotbich]

i dont know how to throw a log

 

[K9funfan]

I know Marshal Dillon