Post your Sweet Little Lies

[DLMEM202]

I love water melon in the morning

 

[Erja]

That is such a dirty joke

 

[Bluephoenyx]

I'm totally against including a dog into my sexual life.

 

[exnapemi]

I never watch women bottoms ?

 

[K9funfan]

I’ve never caught a man checking out my bottom as I pass him.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

If I get any more attractive I’ll have to start taking ugly pills

 

[K9funfan]

Polly ingested her whole prescription of ugly pills and they worked!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Here’s the result

 

[K9funfan]

Big is not beautiful. All that matters is outward appearance.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My face lift worked out well

 

[CK4957 STD]

I have to call myself an ecosexual

 

[K9funfan]

Polly’s money was spent wisely.

 

[mares4me]

I'm descended from royalty.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I am royalty

 

[mares4me]

Everyone knows I'm zoo, and they accept it.

(If only, right?)

 

[Muttlieclue]

I do not like having sex with dogs.

 

[Muttlieclue]

Everyone knows I'm zoo, and they accept it.

(If only, right?)

Mostly everyone I know, knows that I have sex with dogs. They know how well they are cared for, and they don't say anything.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t like sex with young men (legal age)

 

[K9funfan]

Polly’s preference in that regard interests me not one iota.

 

[vic96]

knowing K9fun has wine doesnt make me want to have wine at alllll....

 

[K9funfan]

I could stay up all night and never go to bed.
(Yes I have a bed too. Ahem!)

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I never pee when I sneeze

 

[K9funfan]

Diapers are only for babies.

 

[mares4me]

I didn't cum today.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Me neither

 

[mares4me]

I didn't think about horses today.

 

[K9funfan]

I guess no one has. That is NOT why we are here, people!

 

[mares4me]

Nobody here likes animals.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Mine never wants an early morning walk

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My dog loves my vibrator