Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Knotbich]

i dont use zoophile mod on my skyrim games

 

[K9funfan]

I know exactly what you’re talking about!

 

[Knotbich]

i dont want to share any pics of it

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know everything about skyrim games

 

[Knotbich]

i think you can't understand

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know everything

 

[Knotbich]

i believe you

 

[K9funfan]

No you don’t.

 

[mares4me]

I love it when people try to walk through me at the store.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know everything about cars

 

[K9funfan]

Because you drive like a demon.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I never have the correct bus fare

 

[CK4957 STD]

I´m drinking the tears of orphans every day....

 

[vic96]

im drinking beers with dolphins every day....

 

[Locoluv]

I never want to have zoo sex again

 

[K9funfan]

My big boy hates me.

 

[vic96]

i think @K9funfan is dull and unattractive

 

[K9funfan]

I think that @vic96 is correct.

 

[Erja]

The non-zoo men seksion is visited by thousands of woman

 

[K9funfan]

The non-zoo men seksion is visited by thousands of woman

every day!

 

[Erja]

every day!

You hate cock

 

[K9funfan]

true

 

[DLMEM202]

I've never enjoyed sex

 

[K9funfan]

Its a lie! @Zebedeestill enjoys sex with me quite often.

 

[Erja]

Poor @Zebedeestill

 

[DLMEM202]

My cock is so big @K9funfan has to do squat thrusts on a fire hydrant to be able to take it.

 

[K9funfan]

I do that every day, just to keep myself ready for @Zebedeestill

(Passersby give me some strange looks and I've been arrested twice and the fire department sends me hate mail, but its all worth it in the end)

(get it? The "end"? )

 

[Erja]

I wanne run away

 

[DLMEM202]

I had to report @K9funfan for cruelty to fire hydrants. She's forever bending them.

 

[K9funfan]

Its gotten to the point that when I eat a watermelon (whole), it falls to the floor before I can taste it.