Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Knottib]

I am not turned on right now

 

[K9funfan]

No one ever gets turned on here.

 

[CK4957 STD]

I have developed a probability formula. And for years, my formula has decided the fate of my relationships.
The friendly, intelligent and healthy guys have always benefited while the unfriendly, dumb and sick have been
rejected...

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t like kissing

 

[mares4me]

I throw up every time I see a mare in heat

 

[TheAnswer]

I don't think mares are beautiful

 

[K9funfan]

Soft kisses and warm hugs are so overrated.

 

[CK4957 STD]

I always make sure I have plenty of condoms and lube in my bag when I´m visiting the dog park

 

[K9funfan]

My dog always uses a condom when having me.

 

[DLMEM202]

I prefer wanking rather than good sex

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I love sundays

 

[saddlebum66]

There's no better way to create a Government than Politics

 

[K9funfan]

It saddens me that Polly is here.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

It saddens me that I’m here ?

 

[CK4957 STD]

This post will self destruct in 5 seconds - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 *BOOM*...

 

[JT Bullitt]

They really are after you.

 

[saddlebum66]

No, my dear Gaston...After YOU...

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t hear voices in my head

 

[Erja]

Both my hands are on the keyboard now

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Erja is ambidextrous

 

[Erja]

Polly wants to use my hands too

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve been watching porn all day

 

[Erja]

I have been porn all day

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t need sex tonight

 

[K9funfan]

I would not be interested in scratching any of your all’s itches. Ever!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

It’s not my day off today

 

[Erja]

Im not instrested in playing with myself now

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m not interested in playing tonight ??

 

[Erja]

I wouldnt watch if you played right in front of me

 

[Erja]

I wouldnt watch if you played right in front of me

I know you believe me