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Another tip from Saddlebum's rulebook....

Page 19, para one, line one.
Dust: it doesn't get any worse after three years
 
The stock market will tear you to shreds if you aren't careful. Remember, time in the market beats timing the market.
 
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If you don't learn to control your emotions, your emotions will inevitably control you.
 
The Green Cross man is wrong. You don't need to look where you're going when crossing the road. Smart phone users are proof.
 
Always ask yourself, "What would Barney the purple dinosaur do?"

WWBTPDD, folks
 
If you want to be able to see in the dark, stare at the sun for a few hours.
 
In the uk your not allowed to assault a caught burglar! Unless there in your bedroom (something to do with personal space)
So if you do catch one drag him upstairs then paste the walls with him!
 
When you have a wrangle with a fella, Walk a mile in his boots...
Then...if he still wants to rumble youre a mile away and you got his shoes.



This message brought to you in memory
of a lady with a very TOUGH shell which hid the heart of a marshmallow....She is no longer with us, except in spirit.

RIP, sweet lady

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