In the uk your not allowed to assault a caught burglar! Unless there in your bedroom (something to do with personal space)
So if you do catch one drag him upstairs then paste the walls with him!
When you have a wrangle with a fella, Walk a mile in his boots...
Then...if he still wants to rumble youre a mile away and you got his shoes.
This message brought to you in memory
of a lady with a very TOUGH shell which hid the heart of a marshmallow....She is no longer with us, except in spirit.