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Pizza delivery! But, you have no clothes on...

Papasmerf21 said:
You would like it around my area, seems like we have more and more ladies getting into delivery businesses!
Whether it be the USPS, Amazon, pizza..etc i feel like I'm constantly seeing a lady out looking sexy in her uniform
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Hmmmmmm.... *makes a note to visit your area...* Yes, I would like that quite a lot...
 
UR20Z said:
Indeed. And if I hadn't been stuck in Commie-fornia, where it was verboten to have my sidearm along, the dog would have almost certainly grown extra holes instead of a face full of mace. Don't get me wrong - I like dogs, and have been intimate with many, both male and female, but it's my carefully considered opinion that except under specific cases, a dog that attacks a human - particularly THIS human - has voluntarily forfeited its right to keep breathing.
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Hey, whether it's human or animal, you'd be crazy not to defend yourself by any means necessary.
 
Kristy said:
The doorbell rings. There's your pizza delivery at the door, but you have no clothes on.
Women and men: To what extent do you cover yourself before answering the door? A few days ago, I ordered pizza. I'd forgotten to put on clothes for the pending delivery. If you don't wear clothes, it feels very normal and can be easily forgotten in some cases.
I remembered right about when I started opening the door. Oh well...no big deal. I do get turned on showing my body, so...

I answered the door and nicely greeted the delivery guy, somewhere between 18 and 19yo, and he almost dropped my pizza. His mouth was open and his eyes were wide open. He said, "Oh...uh...pizza? I think?"
I smiled. "You think you have a pizza?"
His eyes were all over me. "Yes...pizza...I have..."
"Very good!" I took the pizza, set it aside and pressed against him on the porch, my breasts against his chest, my erect nipples against his shirt.
I told him, "I think next time, you'll get here a little quicker, right?"
He said, "Uh...yes...yes ma'am...I...think I will..."
I got way too close to his mouth and said softly, "I pretty sure you will....I think you'll come pretty fast, actually."
"Yes! Yes I will!"
I gave him a good tip. He thanked me, backed away from me and off he went.

So, folks, if your doorbell rings and you're wearing no clothes or not enough, to what extent do you cover yourself?
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Literally so excited to order pizza tonight I feel so motivated and inspired
 
Papasmerf21 said:
Couldn't agree more as a former pizza guy myself! I've been taken to many places and met some unique people to say the least! Thankfully didn't see any naked grandma's but certainly had my fair share of crazy cat lady's aka Carole Baskins, and the multitude of drunks and drugged out folks who don't even remember ordering their food! And it's not just a location based thing, rich or poor doesn't matter you will see crazy things. Young Stoners getting paranoid for sure those are funny lol

BUT my most memorable was going to a hotel and a seeing a stunner of a gal barely covered by her towel as she answered the door ! I always wondered if she wanted to surprise or shock me with a towel drop but she seemed kinda nervous and me be being so obviously shocked initially and that shy quiet type i think i made her second guess if she was considering lol..like I tried to be professional and not stare, but she may have thought I wasn't interested... I don't know , owell a missed opportunity perhaps

I do know that she was struggling to hold up her towel as she handed me cash, and me noticing that I figured I'd be helpful and placed her food on a table for her so she didn't have to struggle.
however thinking back now I kind of wish I had just stood there and tried to hand it to her instead, who knows maybe she would've decided to just drop the towel and grab the boxes nude ;)
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I am REALLY loving all these pizza guy stories! Thanks to you guys for bringing those!
My goodness, what a true gentleman above and beyond you were. I hope you've been rewarded for such gallantry many times over.
You certainly deserve it!
 
Dlikes2 said:
As a home nudist, I have had plenty of close calls with unexpected visitors. My mother used to stop by and just walk in, lets just say she knocks now... LOL I learned early on to keep a robe or something near the door.
We did have a local pizza place that had a female delivery driver I used to show a bit more skin ( leaving the robe open a little) for her, it was fun and I think she enjoyed it too.. I even invited her in for some pizza and a drink, but she said she was working, maybe another time.
Unfortunately it never happened.

I did answer the door for a neighbor wearing nothing, I saw her coming thru the window, I thought i would surprise her.... Lets just say it turned into a great evening...
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You left your robe open? My, my...I know you had that delivery driver wanting you very badly...
And your neighbor...she could not say no to that chance to have you. I have a feeling she'd wanted you before that, don't you think?
 
allyjojo said:
o my gosh kristy thank you for bringing this subject up! i've just finished all of the comments and it's so fun to read xo
this is something i never ever thought of but when i start traveling again (hopefully soon!) i might have to "innocently" try this from my hotel room.
i'm actually nervous thinking about it!
xo
Ally
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Oooooooooo...you're right on the edge...now, go ahead...it's easy...
Thank-you for your comments.
 
AnnaCZ said:
You're motivating me too, I'm going to order sushi for lunch. I might try something exciting. Open to suggestions!
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My first thought is to wear as little as you can, but a robe left completely undone with absolutely nothing else on underneath
is VERY effective...perhaps more so. A button-down blouse left undone is even better, again, wearing nothing else. But, you knew that. If you do it today for lunch, please goodness, report back to us here!
 
Kristy said:
My first thought is to wear as little as you can, but a robe left completely undone with absolutely nothing else on underneath
is VERY effective...perhaps more so. A button-down blouse left undone is even better, again, wearing nothing else. But, you knew that. If you do it today for lunch, please goodness, report back to us here!
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I'm all about the blouse idea! I'll report back later Miss Kristy
 
Well I answered the door for the sushi delivery boy in just one of my ex's button down shirts, unbuttoned and nothing else except some knee high socks. His jaw dropped and he looked super shy at first and I said it's ok you can look. Then he let his eyes wander all over me until the transaction was complete! He looked like I made his day.
 
AnnaCZ said:
Well I answered the door for the sushi delivery boy in just one of my ex's button down shirts, unbuttoned and nothing else except some knee high socks. His jaw dropped and he looked super shy at first and I said it's ok you can look. Then he let his eyes wander all over me until the transaction was complete! He looked like I made his day.
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someone was just born under a lucky star
 
AnnaCZ said:
Well I answered the door for the sushi delivery boy in just one of my ex's button down shirts, unbuttoned and nothing else except some knee high socks. His jaw dropped and he looked super shy at first and I said it's ok you can look. Then he let his eyes wander all over me until the transaction was complete! He looked like I made his day.
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I just LOVE that you did this and shared with us! "it's ok you can look." That's so hot! Thank-you so, so much for telling us about this!
 
Kristy said:
Aww, it was all you. Was that a men's button-down dress shirt? That's my favorite thing to wear in public with nothing underneath. I bought one just for that. It's long enough to cover me...uh...almost. Again, thank-you for sharing your hot experience!
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Yea it was one my ex's dress shirts for work. I always liked wearing them
 
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