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Mock the Username above you.

FloofyNewfie

FloofyNewfie

The Floofy Administrator
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So, there was two users arguing in the dumpster fire and everytime one of the users responded to the other he would post a new variation of the other person's username in a mocking manner. Honestly, the mocking of his username was more entertaining than their argument.

So here are the rules: Basically you'll ask the next person a question. When the next person answers they'll mock your username in some way while answering you.

An example:

KnotLover: What's up, Mr. GoofyNewbie?

FloofyNewfie: Not much KnobLover, what's you favorite color?

KnotLover: It's Orange, PoopyScoopy. What your favorite breed of dog?

So on and so forth! Let's go!

Post 1: How's your day?
 
I can hardly remember my day, GoofyNewbie. The night has already started here.

Which part of the world do you live in?
 
Central Europe, PuffyFluffy.

They call Europe the old continent and America the new world. But is that even true? Like, which one was first there in terms of plate tectonics?
 
I'm not too sure Pooben. The earth started out as a ball of fire.

How many licks does to take to get to the end of a lollipop?
 
What's with that question, are you trying to be FloofyGoofie?

What colour of hair do you have?
 
If we count that one shot of espresso has about 45mg of caffeine, then I have had most about 1500mg during my barista trainings. Not even that can make me as active member as this FlashyNewfie

How many penguins live in Antartica?
 
I have no earthy idea MushyCZ!

How many licks til you get to the center of my tootsie pop?
 
No, Monchhichi, mind the lady's booby balls!
Snowmen have one more carrot than snowwomen though.

Speaking of snowpeople ... Are they really bigger in Texas?
 
Precious Things by Tori Amos my little PoofyDewie!

If you could have a superpower what would it be?
 
Everywhere, I can fly! Uhh, you.. Primitive Floof-head?


If you could get a lap dance from any anime character, who would it be?
 
Well ManBoatLove, I would definitely love to keep a Red Fox as a pet. I'm even thinking about doing so only when I retire, since they require a lot of time and a lot of work/upkeep to be happy and healthy.

Have you ever masturbated 5 or more times in a row?
 
Whatever ya say there-uh... DoofyLabrador. Ive not masturbated 5 times in a row.

Which animal would you "play with" from the local zoo that you would risk your job if you worked there.
 
dolphinately a dolphin you PooHogLurker4206969!

If you were rich what is the first big purchase you’d make?
 
400acre property somewhere warmer FlubDVD
Would you ever have sex with one of our primate cousins?
 
That's a tough question, RottyMeat. If given the opportunity I might try to give a female primate sexual pleasure, but I don't know how much sexual arousal I'd realistically feel. I might be able to get off if she got off as well.

Why do the good people die young, but the cranky salty-ass bastards seem to live forever? :LOL:
 
Maybe because them bastards aren't going to have much of an "afterlife" FluteyPewflea
What famous person would you love to find out is a zoo?
 
Hands down, Danny DeVito, Mr. RottenMe. Could you imagine him fucking a 150 pound Saint Bernard girl? That would be the stuff of legends! Lol

Who was the first cartoon animal character you had a crush on?
 
Maid Marion from Disney's Robin hood was a hottie FluffyButtfly
Which animal cum would you buy if there was an online spunk shop that delivered fresh supply?
 
You know the answer to that Mr. Rottenname, fox of course. If only for the scent.
If you could have any one talent you don't already have what would it be?
 
Well, FucksandthenPounds, I wish I were a talented artist. I have so many things I want to draw, but lack the ability to do so.

What was the best thing you ever ate? (Besides cum, for you hornballs out there :ROFLMAO:)
 
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