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Last to post wins

that does it, that's it

i finna say a sware word so bad dat dis thread will split the dumpster fire wide open and be locked in de pit

and my post will be the last standing
 
insolence... i'll say it... and after i say it, the mods will curse the website so hard that the pure grass will turn into venus flytraps, tropical forests will become tundras, the water cycle will start producing rain, a third of the stars will fall off of the Firmament, the ocean will become salty, people will start dying, lions and wolves will stop being vegetarians and start eating their sheep and deer friends, fire will come into existence, people will start defecating and urinating, dead plants will begin to decompose, vultures and frogs and scorpions and snakes and rats will spontaneously come into existence, people will want to kill eachother, people will know what lying and masturbation are, wind will start blowing, nighttime will start being dark, seasonal climate differences will start happening, and worst of all, people will start having perverted sexual desires, like sex before marriage and the dowry is fully paid, sex with someone who is not a virgin, sex with someone's same sex, and the most grievous of all, sex with lowly and unworthy beasts for the purpose of producing evil hybrids and dilute ZTHorse's pure human bloodline.
 
That’s why you haven’t been on the don’t wake the mods thread. I need you to help me get to 100.
 
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