Is it a good idea to masturbate a male cat? If yes, how do I do so?

dartel said:
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What's the cartoon this comes from? Saw a very similar (perhaps even the same one?) clip posted (in response to a very similarly idiotic question) before, but aside from that, it's nothing I've ever encountered before. Likely related to the fact that I've made a point of not (that I know of, anyway...) siring any sproggen, and habitually avoid the little crumb-snatchers as much as possible.
 
UR20Z said:
What's the cartoon this comes from? Saw a very similar (perhaps even the same one?) clip posted (in response to a very similarly idiotic question) before, but aside from that, it's nothing I've ever encountered before. Likely related to the fact that I've made a point of not (that I know of, anyway...) siring any sproggen, and habitually avoid the little crumb-snatchers as much as possible.
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Slacker Cats, a very short lived (6 episode) series from '07. Stupidly aired on ABC Family, and was VERY much not a children's show, hence it's quick cancellation. There were an additional 6 episodes aired on the show's website for about a year before the website was taken down too and the show became almost impossible to find. Took me over a decade of looking to finally find a place to download those 6 unaired episodes (had the aired 6 downloaded since their initial airing).
 
dartel said:
Slacker Cats, a very short lived (6 episode) series from '07. Stupidly aired on ABC Family, and was VERY much not a children's show, hence it's quick cancellation. There were an additional 6 episodes aired on the show's website for about a year before the website was taken down too and the show became almost impossible to find. Took me over a decade of looking to finally find a place to download those 6 unaired episodes (had the aired 6 downloaded since their initial airing).
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That would explain why I haven't encountered it. (I think I last owned a functional TV set somewhere around... Hmmmm.... 2005? Maybe earlier than that?) For me, TV started to die with the fucked-over-beyond-recognition, piss-poor excuse for a phoned in final season of Lost, went further downhill when Fringe went completely off the rails (3rd season? Or was it 4th? Can't remember now) and took a headshot from a Ma Deuce with the cancellation of FlashForward just when it looked to really be starting to pick up some steam.
 
Capybara said:
Of course I'm not going to up my dick in a fucking cat! I'm talking about having his dick in me.
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Equally impossible. Unless maybe you can figure out a way to get him into position so he can fuck your ear. Even that's likely to be roughly equivalent to throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
 
UR20Z said:
Equally impossible. Unless maybe you can figure out a way to get him into position so he can fuck your ear. Even that's likely to be roughly equivalent to throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
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You forgot the nose. It'd be so hot to have a cat fuck your nose.
 
Capybara said:
Of course I'm not going to put my dick in a fucking cat! I'm talking about having his dick in me, like that video that pes sent.
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Size difference is too big. You can probably stroke around his genitals, but even masturbating him with fingers is something hard to do in adequate sensitivity. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe licking would be an option.

And don't assume a male cat to react to stimulation like most dogs would do, they're quite different.

That video @pes linked shows quite well how passive the "stimulator" acts, basically just offering a way for the cat to rub against. That's surely possible but has hardly to do anything with specific stimulation (very mood dependent regarding the cat as well).
 
dartel said:
Slacker Cats, a very short lived (6 episode) series from '07. Stupidly aired on ABC Family, and was VERY much not a children's show, hence it's quick cancellation. There were an additional 6 episodes aired on the show's website for about a year before the website was taken down too and the show became almost impossible to find. Took me over a decade of looking to finally find a place to download those 6 unaired episodes (had the aired 6 downloaded since their initial airing).
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FYI I found a torrent for all the episodes for anyone interested, there are 2 audio tracks if Russian isn't your thing.

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