If your dog could speak perfect English for a day, what would they say?

[GenericName2003]

Besides from: where's my dinner? You're 4 mins late.

 

[YoungerAnimalFucker]

Since mine is a guard dog, most confidentially Slurs to everyone that passes by my house.

 

[FlyingHanSolo]

Would definitely ask why they can't play with the nice family of skunks in the back yard

 

[Zarky]

We would probably get into an argument about the two-tiered system of what I get to eat and what they eat lol

 

[justjen]

Why are you dressed?

 

[Little Miss Humpee]

"Why are you talkin to your TV?`"

 

[Zarky]

"Why are you talkin to your TV?`"

I've had people ask me that one lol

 

[DogLovinVixen]

I think he would’ve told me he loved me and probably dirty talk while he was pounding me

 

[knottyboySC]

He would ask me why I don't poop outside like he does.

 

[Sumpup]

There's a son of a bitch outside!! Hey you yea you!! Your walking through my grass , that's my grass ! Pee on your own grass !!