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If you could swap your genitals for those of an animal would you and what kind?

If you could swap your genitals for those of an animal would you and what kind

  • canine

    Votes: 129 56.6%

  • feline

    Votes: 1 0.4%

  • equine

    Votes: 64 28.1%

  • other (explain below)

    Votes: 19 8.3%

  • no

    Votes: 15 6.6%
  • Total voters
    228
When I was younger, my family bred St. Bernards and our stud had the biggest, most terrifyingly beautiful weapon of mass conception I have seen in the last fifty years and at the time, I wasn't even a zoo. I want one like Tramps please. Thank you, I'll wait...
 
Femboy-Knot-Lover said:
As the title asks, If you could swap your genitals for those of an animal would you and what kind? this can include genitals of the opposite sex or genitals from small animals scaled up to human proportions. Cast your vote in the poll below and feel free to expand on your decision in the thread.
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Something with internal male genitalia like a dolphin or snake would be my choice.
 
I chose “other”
I’d have to go with a pig dick, the length and how they move around and are just incredibly pink with a corkscrew tip, it also retracts inside so I wouldn’t have to worry about a dick print outside. Also I don’t even need to go into how amazing it would be to plug a girl and seal them so none of my sperm leaks out and how it would basically feel cumming the entire time fucking 😮‍💨
 
Having a penis like some of the sigmoid flexure animals (cloven hoofed animals; specifically cattle and deer) would be interesting. It looks like they're able to extend and retract it at will.
 
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Doggie, for sure. From my earliest, earliest memories I used to get excited from seeing them poke out when they sit up straight, and even then I used to wrack my brain in trying to think of how I could develop a penis that was exactly the same. I kept trying to touch and feel, and soon discovered that they like the attention.
 
As a woman, I don't want anything else, especially since it's not just the dog cock, but the whole feeling of a beloved dog fucking his beloved girl, no, nothing should change that.. :giggle:
 
Canine for me, while equine shaft seems interesting I'd love to see how it feels to have a knot and such. It's a very fascinating anatomy for me, which is why I'm very attracted to canines. Also if I was female a spade would be interesting, but I'd preffer an equine vulva for that one.
 
If I had to give mine up, I guess I would go with a dog cock too. Although I do admit that horse cocks are very very impressive
 
If I had my own sows and cows my dream was to have a dick similar to a boar, so I could go all deep and fell her cervix and cumming there.
 
shepherdsshadow said:
I haven’t read the responses here but my answer was no. I am no expert but according to the experts dolphins are one of a very few animals other than humans that have sex for pleasure.
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You obviously haven't spent much time around male dogs or bonobos. Those guys live to fuck, given the chance...
 
The question is, are those genitals also fertile? I mean for an animal of their species? So, if I'd take the male genitals of a bonobo and would have sex with a female one, would I knock her up?

If the transformation was temporary or a voluntary transformation whenever I feel like it, I'd probably try out the genitals of rats, squirrels, bunnies, cats, bonobos or even dolphins, aligators, crocodiles or kaimans, just to figure out how a slit would feel like for a male to have. If fantasy genitalia would be an option, it would be especially interesting to try out imaginary dragon junk (scaled down to human dimensions of course).

But maybe it would be most beneficial to get the appropriately-species-sized genitalia of endangered species that have bonded with humans, so one may bone them and ensure the survival of their species. But that's a very specific fantasy I guess. When it only comes to aesthetics, I stated my choices above, and only if the choice my be reversible, because I became quite attached to the junk I already got...
 
daedelus said:
You obviously haven't spent much time around male dogs or bonobos. Those guys live to fuck, given the chance...
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Around most species really. Most species display mating behavior that serves anything but procreation. The list of those species already is impressively long and it only gets longer over time.
 
CritterFunatic said:
The question is, are those genitals also fertile? I mean for an animal of their species? So, if I'd take the male genitals of a bonobo and would have sex with a female one, would I knock her up?

If the transformation was temporary or a voluntary transformation whenever I feel like it, I'd probably try out the genitals of rats, squirrels, bunnies, cats, bonobos or even dolphins, aligators, crocodiles or kaimans, just to figure out how a slit would feel like for a male to have. If fantasy genitalia would be an option, it would be especially interesting to try out imaginary dragon junk (scaled down to human dimensions of course).

But maybe it would be most beneficial to get the appropriately-species-sized genitalia of endangered species that have bonded with humans, so one may bone them and ensure the survival of their species. But that's a very specific fantasy I guess. When it only comes to aesthetics, I stated my choices above, and only if the choice my be reversible, because I became quite attached to the junk I already got...
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Dragon genitalia is weird because it'd most likely need a cloaca to be used, and that's another complication for anything anthropomorphic, having glutes and all. Excess lymph fluid may be needed for it as well, since reptiles and the very few avians that have penetrative genitalia use that instead of blood. Even if the cloaca were placed toward the groin area, another problem arises, that being how uncomfortable it would be to be in the position to deposit fecal matter.

There is one solution though, and it's having the genitalia come out of a slit and the anus being separated, similar to how cetaceans are. It takes some of the reptile/bird aspect out of it, but is the only thing that works.
 
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