I have never...

[guykiwi]

I have never been to South America

 

[suzyk9]

I have never robbed a bank!

 

[guykiwi]

I have never been with a girl and a dog at the same time sexually

 

[Lover of Centaurides]

IHN had a date with a woman that was extremely attractive.

 

[guykiwi]

IHN won first prize in a raffle

 

[Puhp]

IHN renounced ALL of my sins...

 

[guykiwi]

IHN been swimming near ice

 

[Puhp]

IHN been swimming under the ice

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I have never been ice

 

[Puhp]

IHN been .... well, there was this one time.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

IHN been .... well, there was this one time.

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IHN been to a galaxy far far away

 

[Cajlatsa]

IHN fondled a Hydra

 

[Dm2192]

IHN shot the deputy. Though I suppose IHN shot the sheriff either.

Both are probably terrible ideas.

 

[Godhorse77]

I have never
Had any sex and still a virgin

 

[Dm2192]

IHN been .... well, there was this one time.

IHN mistaken a parsec for a unit of time. A parsec is approximately 3.26 light-years. That's distance, buddy. Still got yourself an impressive ship, though.

 

[Goldenzion]

IHN mistaken a parsec for a unit of time. A parsec is approximately 3.26 light-years. That's distance, buddy. Still got yourself an impressive ship, though.

They retcond it in the expanded universe. It was changed so that he took a shortcut and actually decreased the distance of the run in an increasable dangerous way.

 

[Goldenzion]

Never have I ever taken a load in my ass.

 

[Dm2192]

They [retconned] it in the expanded universe. It was changed so that he took a shortcut and actually decreased the distance of the run in an increasable dangerous way.

I was completely unaware of this. Thanks for the info!

IHN ridden a bicycle. It's a long story...

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

IHN ridden a bicycle. It's a long story...

are you just, two tired to tell it?

badumtiss

 

[Dm2192]

are you just, two tired to tell it?

badumtiss

Nice one.

In all seriousness, I may explain it eventually... but for now, I think I'll keep you all on your toes

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nice one.

In all seriousness, I may explain it eventually... but for now, I think I'll keep you all on your toes

"On my toes" is my baseline, so I'll be ready

IHN accidentally flashed someone

 

[Cajlatsa]

IHN reported a female flasher!

 

[guykiwi]

IHN been arrested as a flasher

 

[Cajlatsa]

IHN been known as a purveyor of discust

 

[guykiwi]

I have never been knocked out

 

[Cajlatsa]

I have a new hero!

IHN been with a Boxer

 

[Godhorse77]

Never done it


Ihn try mare pussy

 

[Cajlatsa]

Of Course

IHN ridden in a harness race

 

[guykiwi]

IHN been cross country skiing

 

[Cajlatsa]

IHN been sooo tired......Lights out