I have never...

[Cajlatsa]

IHN seen the rules of physics broken.

IHN lived a sheltered life! (havn't you ever fell upwards?)

 

[Pillar]

IHN lived a sheltered life! (havn't you ever fell upwards?)

IHN wanted to fall upwards, it would mean something has gone horribly wrong!

 

[Cajlatsa]

IHN wanted to fall upwards, it would mean something has gone horribly wrong!

It had, with me at the controls of a hydraulic bucket stuck between tram lines!

IHN piloted an aircraft..

 

[makb330]

IHN been with another girl....yet!

 

[Cajlatsa]

IHN yet not been with another girl...

 

[Pillar]

IHN been sandwiched between two women

 

[Casual Lurker]

IHN been in a relationship

 

[catnabis]

IHN mingled outside my current friend circle.

 

[Michioliphant]

IHN felt lonely alone.

 

[Michioliphant]

IHN kissed a fish

 

[CamoCowboy]

IHN ate sushi. (Nor do I care to)

 

[Pillar]

I have never ate wild fish.

 

[Michioliphant]

I have never seen or heard of domesticated fish?

 

[k9pat]

I have never had sex for money...

 

[bee18]

IHN paid for sex

 

[Michioliphant]

I have never found a Glory Hole where it wasn’t like potatoe chips…. Cant have just one.

 

[bee18]

IHN been to a glory hole yet

 

[Michioliphant]

IHN been to a glory hole yet

Operative word…. Yet.

 

[bee18]

Operative word…. Yet.

sorry, i not so excellent in English

 

[Michioliphant]

sorry, i not so excellent in English

Means the most important word in the sentence is the word “Yet”, meaning you have time to do.

 

[Pillar]

I have never drank over 20 beers in one night.

 

[Michioliphant]

IHN turned down scotch

 

[Pillar]

I have never paraglided.

 

[bee18]

I have never jumped into a vulcano

 

[Pillar]

I have never been to Europe

 

[bee18]

IHN seen naked people on the North Pole

 

[Pillar]

I haven't seen a crowd of naked people

 

[k9pat]

I haven't seen a UFO, although I think they exist ...

 

[Pillar]

I have never seen a UFO landing outside of a movie.

 

[Michioliphant]

IHN kissed an interplanetary Alien