Have you ever...

Never doing it while people watching

HYE caught fish with bare hands?
 
Yeah, a FWB after I drunk flirted with a friend of hers.
Bad move, I know..

HYE ever had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them?
 
A few times, cannot recommend!

HYE opened up to someone about a zoofetish and got "turned down" for it?
 
No

HYE not been recognised by close friend after changing hair style?
 
yes- an ex wife, plus two people I've met IRL from here, one join me and my pets

HYE ditched someone so you can spend time with your dogs
 
Well, yes and no. I openly told people that I am okay with not having a bf/gf, and just with having dog I'll be happy. But I don't think anyone understood this massive hint as me being zoo.

Ehh, to late again
HYE ditched someone so you can spend time with your dogs
Probably not

HYE ordered a sextoy and it was not discretely packaged?
 
That's the benefit of being a zoo. Dog has never shamed me or freaked out becouse of something about me.

HYE had an wild animal come so close to you it actually scared you?
 
Never had to kill one. And if I had to, I'd probably just released it free somewhere out of my home. Not a fan of unnecessary killing.

HYE seen an owl in a bright day?
 
That's the benefit of being a zoo. Dog has never shamed me or freaked out becouse of something about me.

HYE had an wild animal come so close to you it actually scared you?

Yes, woke up on a hike one morning to a bear three feet away staring at me.

HYE followed a wild critter unsure what it was?

Yes, an opossum.

HYE felt unable to kill a mouse? (like something about you kept holding back on delivering the death blow)
NO

HYE had a mouse run across your face while sleeping ?
 
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