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Have you ever...

Yep, especially unknown numbers

HYE accidently killed you phone, dropping it somewhere like in a lake
No, but that exact scenario has happened to a surprising amount of people I know

HYE almost gotten caught doing something zoo related but you got yourself together just in time?
 
Yes

HYE successfully stolen porn mag(s) from a convenience store as a preteen/teen
No, not to date myself but a lot of the corner/connivence stores by me didn’t have porn and by the time I was into porn and jerking off, I bought myself a touch screen device

HYE gotten in a car accident?
 
One hookup started without saying a word. A stranger pressed her butt up against my crotch and wiggled it on me at a Rolling Stones concert. We ended up having sex at her house that night and I never saw her again.

HYE had sex in a public pool with other people around?
 
No… though I have wondered about this kink.

HYE sucked on your lovers fingers or had yours sucked by them?
 
Unfortunately no, not yet…

HYE made out in a car front seat in full view of a busy road?
 
Late night while stopped at a railroad crossing. Full on fucking in an old Pontiac Grandville with a bench seat. Looooong train.

HYE caught anyone having sex in a public place?
 
HYE had sex under security cameras in a residential apartment building knowing the security personnel is watching and recording..... lol.
No, but I've had sex in a hotel swimming pool with cameras all around!

HYE replied all in a nasty email at work?
 
Actually yes, but I think it’s already dead when I stepped on it.

HYE eaten a fly by accident? ?
 
No, but a cat that often come visiting our home, killed a few in the garden

HYE got bitten by an animal? (human included if you want lol)
 
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