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Local bar used to do a skirt night, $20 entry and free wine and beer until 11.00pm, so I wore a skirt

HYE been caught drink driving?
 
No, don't drink and drive (well never above the maximum amounth.
Have you ever been with your pet and been so drunk not remembering it only discovering it cause of the "mess" it left behind
 
Out of a pub in London, he just didn't like the look of us, said we were drunk when we hadn't even had half a beer, just a retard

HYE made out with a friend's sibling?
 
No but sure wanted to. She was this tight blonde with a perfect ass. I did see her standing in her little, white panties once. I regret not taking the opportunity then.

HYE jacked off so much that you made your dick bleed?
 
I'd steal a croissant.

Have you ever not answered a question in order, nor asked a question when it was your turn?
 
Always, and constantly. I suppose it's an anal cranial inversion, but I can't see to find my way to the doc.

Have you ever had a popsicle you didn't like?
 
yeah, those little plastic cups of fake ice cream. I get a little snobby around my frozen treats.

HYE had fried ice cream?
 
mmm, naw. I get the State Fair Food, but I was always more about what's going on in the All You Can Drink Milk Tent.

HYE been to the state fair? ?
 
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