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Have you ever...

Unfortunately yes, and, like @Cressida, I (unfortunately) have some stories about it. :rolleyes:

HYE caught animals at the zoo “making the most of Spring?”
 
No, but I was driving out in the country and saw two horses going at it... So needless to say I pulled over and watched ??

Have you ever masturbated at work?
 
Nope but I do like a little blood, medium rare for me please!

HYE came across someone in public and had a sneaking suspicion that they were into zoo?
 
No, I don't go out in public unless I absolutely have to. And when I do, I keep my interaction with others to a minimum.

HYE been suspected for being into zoo?
 
Not seriously. I don't like needles and I could never decide what I wanted to permanent into my skin.

HYE thought about getting a tattoo removed?
 
I would have, if I got the tattoo I was thinking about getting.

HYE taken something for granite?
 
Depends. Archaically executed? No. Shared marijuana products? Yes.

HYE experienced sleep paralysis?
 
No, but it's always on my mind. *shakes fist*

HYE drank a cup of yesterday's cold coffee? *shiver*
 
That is a VERY long song! (sure, some songs just naturally go on repeat).

HYE not stayed up till midnight on NYE?
 
regularly. I dislike NYE and think it's quite boring.

HYE regretted staying up until midnight or longer on NYE?
 
Sex with my hand then yes, sex with another being nope I'm quite organised

HYE eaten so much food you wanted to cry?
 
Nope, but I've eaten so much I've wanted to take a nap!

HYE had sex with more than one four-legged animal at a time?
 
Nope. I might add that to my bucket list though.

HYE had sex so good it made your legs all wobbly?
 
Haha definitely. It was the first time I was playing around with a dildo in my ass. I found the prostate and proceeded to jack off while stimulating it and it gave me an orgasm I'll never forget.

HYE tasted your own cum?
 
Haha maybe not on myself but I've definitely spent a lot of money for toys for my partner. She likes being stretched and huge dildos cost $$

HYE considered walking up to someone who you thought was into zoo and tried having a conversation about it?
 
Yes but no. It's a little risky, and anyways if someone brought it up with me I would deny, deny, deny.

HYE used a ballpoint pen until it completely ran out of ink?
 
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