Have you ever...

[Kratorian]

No
I know exactly why people carry weapons.

HYE had ranch on pizza?

 

[Smilingjack]

Yes, it is so good. I do to, it was more what they carry. I have my CCW but this guy was caring a gladius.

HYE had a pizza burger? Instead of buns you have 2 small pizzas.

 

[NaughtyMatron]

Yes if you count those small bagel bites pizzas

HYE had an elk meat burger?

 

[Puhp]

Yerp, though I prefer backstrap (outside, over a fire, with friends).

HYE held an erect horse cock in your hand and given him a wank or two?

 

[DaviniaVel]

Not yet.

HYE had a whole day of work that was one continuous meeting?

 

[Puhp]

ugh, all day meetings ARE THE WORST.

HYE had pineapple on pizza?

 

[DaviniaVel]

All the time, it's a favorite.

HYE eaten something off of someone else?

 

[Puhp]

off a finger, sure! Sushi-off-a-body (Nyotaimori), not so much.

HYE played with your food?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE been in a food fight?

 

[Cade20]

No

Have you ever fucked outdoors?

 

[Puhp]

Does a tent count?

HYE fucked in a car?

 

[DatewithNine]

No, I'm lanky and cars feel too small to move around in.

HYE been pulled over by a cop?

 

[bucketonerves]

Yes, more than once...

HYE Hooked up with a stranger from an app?

 

[Puhp]

Aren't they all strangers until you meet them?

HYE found evidence of someone doing the dog (or, er, vice versa ? )

 

[Kratorian]

Yep! Old friends brother was confronted about it too.

HYE had sex with someone you thought was unattractive?

 

[skiguy31]

yes

HYE been caught by having sex somewhere public?

 

[kittenlusty]

yes, park, picnic, little orgy

hye been caught by having sex in the car?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE had sex in a bar?

 

[Cade20]

Never, and I won't

Have you ever laughed in an inappropriate situation/place, what was it?

 

[Smilingjack]

Many times, I laugh when I get into uncomfortable social situations.

HYE done something inappropriate at a funereal?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE Been caught drinking at work?

 

[Smilingjack]

No, only did when I knew I could.

HYE left a job then though "FUCK! I screwed up."?

 

[RezErection247]

Yes,a few jobs. Have you ever ate something so bad your loved one made and lied?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE tried to get our of working with someone because of their hygiene

 

[Kratorian]

Yes, this guy I worked with at Target back in the day more than once shit his pants and refused to leave work and miss out on the hours.

Have you ever seen a person die?

 

[Maynard1986]

Yes.
HYE Unhappily in love?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes.

HYE had hate sex?

 

[purpleponyman]

No

HYE ate ass human or animal?

 

[Netherith]

Yes. Human.

HYE Let on insect on your genitals?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been naked in public?