Has your animal companion done anything that turned you off?

I haven't done anything with my dog companion but one day I saw him eating turds and it was turn off. Have your animal companion done anything that killed the mood?
 
Hahaha, turd gobbling definitely kills the mood, especially since I like kissing. Another killer has been when she'd find some rancid pile of offal and roll around in her newfound "perfume".
 
We used a donor when I was pregnant. It has no relevance other than I didn't want to have anything to do with the human sperm donor. Once my hormones started changing, about 2 months pregnant, the most dominant of our 3 dogs decided to straddle me as I sat in the corner of the couch then peed on me. Not a little squirt but a full on lets water the plants piss. He definitely could smell that I was pregnant and decided to mark me as his property. Saying I was angry was an understatement.
 
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