Okami
Citizen of Zooville
Let me start off by saying that I’ve read all of the guides and pins. And while that information is extremely useful, it’s nothing I didn’t already know. I’m looking for more real, personal experiences and what has worked for different situations and different dogs. I also understand that every dog is completely unique and and what works for some won’t work for others. But again I’m looking for more actual one on one experience and the different obstacles and challenges others may have gone through. Not just a point and shoot guide.
Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let’s get to what the post is actually about. I wasn’t really sure how to word the title, so I’ll explain my question. I have 3 dogs of my own. A 3yr old male German Shepherd, a 1 year old female Alaskan Malamute, and an 8 month old male Alaskan Malamute. All intact. I’ve had 0 luck with my GSD when it comes to sex. I just assume at this point even with his balls he just had absolutely no desire for sex. Sucks but it is what it is. I haven’t done anything with my female because she’s too young. So that leaves us with my male Malamute. Let call him Max to make it easier. For the past 2 months old so, Max been showing very strong signs of a real sex drive. Which was surprising to me because I was honestly starting to think that horny dogs or at least dogs with a sex drive at all only existed in porn lol. He’s been non stop humping my female(no shes not in heat) and will hump like mad if I jerk him. I had pretty much given up on sex with any of my dogs because life is never in my favor. But this has started to change my mind a bit.
So my question basically is this, for those that are active with their males, how did you teach them that they can get sex from you? How did you get them to learn that when they get the urge, all they have to do is ask and the can fuck your brains out lol? How did you get them to connect you with sex? All these guides make it sound so easy but it’s never that cut and dry. At least not for me. Do I pull him up on me and jerk him, do I jerk him and let him mount on his own? Do I reward with a treat or not? What has worked for y’all?
It’s hard not being able to experience zoo sex because of not being able to have a dog due to living situations. But to have 3 of my own dogs and still not get any is far worse, I promise you. Sex isn’t everything, believe me. Anyone that knows me personally or IRL knows that I love my dogs more than anything in the world and they will always come first, sex or no sex. But I’m getting kinda tired of jerking myself off to other dudes getting fucked you know?
I would love to hear what has worked for you, what hasn’t worked, all of it.
Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let’s get to what the post is actually about. I wasn’t really sure how to word the title, so I’ll explain my question. I have 3 dogs of my own. A 3yr old male German Shepherd, a 1 year old female Alaskan Malamute, and an 8 month old male Alaskan Malamute. All intact. I’ve had 0 luck with my GSD when it comes to sex. I just assume at this point even with his balls he just had absolutely no desire for sex. Sucks but it is what it is. I haven’t done anything with my female because she’s too young. So that leaves us with my male Malamute. Let call him Max to make it easier. For the past 2 months old so, Max been showing very strong signs of a real sex drive. Which was surprising to me because I was honestly starting to think that horny dogs or at least dogs with a sex drive at all only existed in porn lol. He’s been non stop humping my female(no shes not in heat) and will hump like mad if I jerk him. I had pretty much given up on sex with any of my dogs because life is never in my favor. But this has started to change my mind a bit.
So my question basically is this, for those that are active with their males, how did you teach them that they can get sex from you? How did you get them to learn that when they get the urge, all they have to do is ask and the can fuck your brains out lol? How did you get them to connect you with sex? All these guides make it sound so easy but it’s never that cut and dry. At least not for me. Do I pull him up on me and jerk him, do I jerk him and let him mount on his own? Do I reward with a treat or not? What has worked for y’all?
It’s hard not being able to experience zoo sex because of not being able to have a dog due to living situations. But to have 3 of my own dogs and still not get any is far worse, I promise you. Sex isn’t everything, believe me. Anyone that knows me personally or IRL knows that I love my dogs more than anything in the world and they will always come first, sex or no sex. But I’m getting kinda tired of jerking myself off to other dudes getting fucked you know?
I would love to hear what has worked for you, what hasn’t worked, all of it.
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I have only ever once had a male that had zero interest in sexual contact. It's not that he disliked it but it did not matter if I jacked him off or offered my behind....he just simply had no interest. He was a Saint/GSD cross and I was sooooo excited to experience him. Honestly he was one big boy! It just wasn't in the cards for us but we had a great relationship - just not a sexual one.