Jester
Citizen of Zooville
My biggest fantasy is... not quite zoo related, but I believe it would make every aspect of being a zoo so much better.
It would be the ability to talk to any animal, like Dr. Dolittle. Or at least every mammal. Being able to hear/understand birds, or bugs would be annoying.
But I LOVE the idea of being able to talk to my dogs... or trying to Rizz up a wild animal.
.... also, after making undeniable proof to the world that I can conversewith animals. I would close the book on the whole concent argument.
It would be the ability to talk to any animal, like Dr. Dolittle. Or at least every mammal. Being able to hear/understand birds, or bugs would be annoying.
But I LOVE the idea of being able to talk to my dogs... or trying to Rizz up a wild animal.
.... also, after making undeniable proof to the world that I can conversewith animals. I would close the book on the whole concent argument.