Craziest work story that youve experienced!

[Kinkyandnew]

So I felt like it's going to be a funny and also probably shocking to others but tell me your craziest work story that you've been through no limitations lol so for example with me so one day working out of Houston I was working nights so when I stay in hotels I usually have to check out of the hotel on the last day I work. So I decided since I had about 4 hours to kill I decided to go to this restaurant bar and get a drink. So I sat there for about 15 or 20 minutes and then these 2 people walk in and sit next to me and the lady sits next to me and her best guy friend sat on the other side of her so they were chatting to each other then asked me if I've had crawfish before.... I'm taken off guard and reply out of shock and said no ma'am I haven't. So she proceeded to ask me a few questions then she ordered me a long island ice tea and a giant bowl of crawfish crab and variety of vegetables and gave me a plate to eat. Mind you I've never ever seen these people lol and had one of the best days at work after that experience lol

So I was hoping to hear everyone's wildest and craziest of stories!!! Plus it never hurts to give someone a good laugh ?

 

[Kinkyandnew]

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[DerrickWoodcreek]

I was installing an alarm system back in the day at a house in south dallas. It was a duplex, and next door there were several women hanging out. A couple of the girls came out when I was working outside and started talking to me and flirting pretty heavily. They all had little kids running around everywhere and I am not sure how many of those were brothers an sisters vs half brother/sister. I think a lot of the latter, tbt.
A comment was made by one of the girls that she had never "had a white boy" before and I shot back, "well ya'll should never let an opportunity pass you by." That heated up the flirting game a bit and we reached a plan that when I finished I would come over and we could all "party". Now, I was about 27 YO and basically a naive idiot, but I thought sure - let's see what happens. As I wrapped up I called into the dispatch and said my install was going to run all day and the should reschedule my afternoon job. When I finished up on the job, the woman who paid me smirked a little (she was indeed fully aware of what was happening) and told me to "have fun, now!".
I put my tools aways and approached the door like a teenager walking towards a nude beach. Kinda terrified, but very excited.
I knocked and about four women in their twenties answered, all of them eyeing me up and down like I was snack. I had popped a boner just thinking about this, but then they shoed all the kids out to plan and pretty much dragged me down the hall to one of the bedrooms. It was all kind of messy, but after the clothes all started coming off I didn't care.
I demonstrated several of my best oral techniques that afternoon and did manage to nut four times, although the last one was largely shooting blanks. I managed to fuck each of them in all available entry points at least once! Shit got a little kinky too, these girls were not shy with one another.
Even has a Rottie wander in the room and he spent a couple of minutes make sure my tool was sliding in "as clean as possible".
I could tell that didn't bother any of them either (and it certainly didn't bother me ). After a couple of hours i dragged my exhausted ass back to my truck and drove home.

That was my wildest day at work or elsewhere!. It still gives me wood when I think back on it.