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I know I'm going to regret asking, but... how?
I'm actually not sure honestly. It all started with a couple of small bumps on the side of my ding-dong. But eventually those odd small bumps formed into one 3/4 cm blister. It took about a week and a half for it to heal, but man was it painful. My best guess is that I had some type of hormonal surge, as I don't have any STDs and they've never returned after that. This was like a couple of years ago now.
 
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In slightly happier news I experimented with my super quick bacon frying method again, and it came out successful again. Basically I'll cut bacon stripes into 1.5 inch cuts and throw them into a 5qt pot with some additional bacon grease. It takes about 22 minutes, but for the first 11 minutes you have to cover and stir every 2 minutes, and for the last 11 minutes you have to leave it uncovered and stir every 2 minutes. The end result is very tasty bacon that takes half the time it normally takes to go through an entire 16 oz pack. Mmm... bacon. ?
 
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