Canines are the Solution for Couples

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I got to thinking that a dog is perfect for a hetero couple.

As guys get older, their sex drive takes a dip while the opposite happens for women. Adding in a dog would allow the wife to fulfill her needs while not taking away anything from the husband. If anything, it takes the prep work out of it. Man's best friend can do all of the foreplay beforehand with a better tongue. When mounted, the wife gets lubed up further with additional cum (it's also warmer). Your k9 companion basically gets the wife in the mood and preps her pussy for you to only have to worry about the fun part.

So the husband finishes a bit early? Wife still not satisfied? Well, Fido is ready for round 2. While knotted, the husband can take a break so that he's ready for action again. Basically, you can have a longer sex session.

In Summary:
1) foreplay is made easier
2) free lube
3) Wife gets to be constantly stimulated
4) Husband can take a break
5) Sex drive gap gets filled
6) Longer sex sessions

Remember!

Inseminated wife = Happy life
 
Sounds like someone wants his fantasy to be a reality. Thats okay....but the biology, though its commonly believed, is not the same for everyone. More, as a solution it still rubs up tight to the FACT that 3 % of women, and 5 % of men ONLY are interested. So the other portion of humanity can go whistle? That makes this not a solution but a red flag to a bull
 
I thought that it was around 1%, but that was back in Kinsey's time, I think. I'd love to know what study shows those higher percentages, and not because I don' believe it, but I'd like to just know more about the study in general.

More couples are suited to hotwifing, cuckolding, or occasional MFF threesomes even (if she is genuinely bi ), in regards to the OP's reasons.
 
Assuming everyone involved (including the dog) was down for this I suppose it could work but I still see a MASSIVE amount of variables. Like ALOT alot of variables.
Chances are quite high this will remain a fantasy.
 
I thought that it was around 1%, but that was back in Kinsey's time, I think. I'd love to know what study shows those higher percentages, and not because I don' believe it, but I'd like to just know more about the study in general.

More couples are suited to hotwifing, cuckolding, or occasional MFF threesomes even (if she is genuinely bi ), in regards to the OP's reasons.
Try Krafft Ebbing, reread Kinsey-he is consistent, M&J, Hite....and others that published data in the category...theyre all more or less giving the same numbers.
 
Try Krafft Ebbing, reread Kinsey-he is consistent, M&J, Hite....and others that published data in the category...theyre all more or less giving the same numbers.
Surely there very old study's , going by the surveys i have participated in there seems to be a thread or agenda running through them , they all seem to be looking for something to blame our predilection on , childhood trauma poor education or some other nebulous hook
 
Not a fantasy, is very doable, a zoo couple with a dog, okay. The thing that sounds sketchy is that being "THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION" to couples, as if having a dog would magically fix everything
Doable yeah I suppose with the right people but finding that right person is the hard part. Then you gotta agree and comprising on everything ect. Not to mention the dog. The dog has to be cared for as well. Dogs aren't just play things.

But dogs do magically fix everything.
This is also true. Lol
 
I got to thinking that a dog is perfect for a hetero couple.

As guys get older, their sex drive takes a dip while the opposite happens for women. Adding in a dog would allow the wife to fulfill her needs while not taking away anything from the husband. If anything, it takes the prep work out of it. Man's best friend can do all of the foreplay beforehand with a better tongue. When mounted, the wife gets lubed up further with additional cum (it's also warmer). Your k9 companion basically gets the wife in the mood and preps her pussy for you to only have to worry about the fun part.

So the husband finishes a bit early? Wife still not satisfied? Well, Fido is ready for round 2. While knotted, the husband can take a break so that he's ready for action again. Basically, you can have a longer sex session.

In Summary:
1) foreplay is made easier
2) free lube
3) Wife gets to be constantly stimulated
4) Husband can take a break
5) Sex drive gap gets filled
6) Longer sex sessions

Remember!

Inseminated wife = Happy life
I totally hear you, but man I just know that you wrote this while you were on a coomer brain.
 
I got to thinking that a dog is perfect for a hetero couple.

As guys get older, their sex drive takes a dip while the opposite happens for women. Adding in a dog would allow the wife to fulfill her needs while not taking away anything from the husband. If anything, it takes the prep work out of it. Man's best friend can do all of the foreplay beforehand with a better tongue. When mounted, the wife gets lubed up further with additional cum (it's also warmer). Your k9 companion basically gets the wife in the mood and preps her pussy for you to only have to worry about the fun part.

So the husband finishes a bit early? Wife still not satisfied? Well, Fido is ready for round 2. While knotted, the husband can take a break so that he's ready for action again. Basically, you can have a longer sex session.

In Summary:
1) foreplay is made easier
2) free lube
3) Wife gets to be constantly stimulated
4) Husband can take a break
5) Sex drive gap gets filled
6) Longer sex sessions

Remember!

Inseminated wife = Happy life
Lets get married
 
That idea does have, or had a certain validity.

Back in the days before Viagra, couple where the husband was starting to fail at getting an erection, an older couple would often seek out a younger man to do the deed with the wife. In my experience it wasn't a cuckold event where hubby watched for his enjoyment, but wife on top and me doggy-styling her while she was embracing/kissing hubby.

I heard from one of the couples I played such a role with that with that doing similar with a dog was another way for a wife to be sexually satisfied when hubby could not get it up. My feelings are that a man who loves his wife and wants her satisfied/happy would be willing to do that for her.

Although in our case we went to a dog because guys brag and blab about who they're screwing and that could not be allowed to happen given Mrs K9Duke's work position. If ever I'd been unable to do it with her a dog would have been our solution as well.
 
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That idea does have, or had a certain validity.

Back in the days before Viagra, couple where the husband was starting to fail at getting an erection, an older couple would often seek out a younger man to do the deed with the wife. In my experience it wasn't a cuckold event where hubby watched for his enjoyment, but wife on top and me doggy-styling her while embracing/kissing hubby.

I heard from one of the couples I played such a role with that with that doing similar with a dog was another way for a wife to be sexually satisfied when hubby could not get it up. My feelings are that a man who loves his wife and wants her satisfied/happy would be willing to do that for her.

Although in our case we went to a dog because guys brag and blab about who they're screwing and that could not be allowed to happen given Mrs K9Duke's work position. If ever I'd been unable to do it with her a dog would have been our solution as well.
As a woman who gets really sick of very cock oriented, that is, self orientated men on any porn site... or date site for that matter, it is really refreshing to hear you K9Duke speak so generously about pleasing women. It's like a special secret power that you have that those other men have no idea even exists. The power to pull women... and keep them. Its so simple... just stay focused and care about their experience.

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As a woman who gets really sick of very cock oriented, that is, self orientated men on any porn site... or date site for that matter, it is really refreshing to hear you K9Duke speak so generously about pleasing women. It's like a special secret power that you have that those other men have no idea even exists. The power to pull women... and keep them. Its so simple... just stay focused and care about their experience.

x
Way back when I was a teen, I heard a radio show that talked about how so many divorces resulted from women dissatisfied sexually by their husband. A comment that just 30 seconds of foreplay to give the woman an orgasm work wonders at reducing that dissatisfaction instilled a drive in me to see that my partner was satisfied every time.

To the point that when Mrs K9Duke wanted to do a quickie blowjob for her purposes of feeling good about making me come and getting a taste, I was dissatisfied because it didn't involve giving her orgasms. Now I'm really missing her because I crave being able to make her squirm, laugh and arch her back uncontrollably with orgasms. Someday I've got to find the right woman who'll enjoy the kind of relationship we had.
 
Sounds like someone wants his fantasy to be a reality. Thats okay....but the biology, though its commonly believed, is not the same for everyone. More, as a solution it still rubs up tight to the FACT that 3 % of women, and 5 % of men ONLY are interested. So the other portion of humanity can go whistle? That makes this not a solution but a red flag to a bull
I find it hard to believe in any statistical data whether it be for or against. The stigma that society has placed upon those that enjoy zoo pleasures is such that it’s impossible to trust any hard number as being reality because even w/ the promise and safety of anonymity, the ease and comfort of simply denying interest or approval is just too easily a natural reaction for most.
 
Fido ready for round 2? Yeah right, how about in 24 hours. If he is ready to go again in a few minutes time, he clearly didn't finish properly the first time.
 
Man's best friend can do all of the foreplay beforehand with a better tongue
It’s not better, just different. Both are equally bomb…unless you don’t know what you are doing.

foreplay is made easier
Is easier the goal? It’s not supposed to be a task or chore you desire to optimize. If you find one of the few into this who is as equally into you, you might want to abandon that mindset if you would like to continue living the fantasy.

Wife gets to be constantly stimulated
This sounds overwhelming unless you are an exclusive “taker”. If she is, I wish you luck with the rest of the relationship because you are going to need it.

Longer sex sessions
Irrelevant if she actually loves you

Inseminated wife = Happy life
Agreed, but your Happy Life equation is missing several essential variables unique to each woman. Have fun figuring them out!

Fun post!
 
I got to thinking that a dog is perfect for a hetero couple.

As guys get older, their sex drive takes a dip while the opposite happens for women. Adding in a dog would allow the wife to fulfill her needs while not taking away anything from the husband. If anything, it takes the prep work out of it. Man's best friend can do all of the foreplay beforehand with a better tongue. When mounted, the wife gets lubed up further with additional cum (it's also warmer). Your k9 companion basically gets the wife in the mood and preps her pussy for you to only have to worry about the fun part.

So the husband finishes a bit early? Wife still not satisfied? Well, Fido is ready for round 2. While knotted, the husband can take a break so that he's ready for action again. Basically, you can have a longer sex session.

In Summary:
1) foreplay is made easier
2) free lube
3) Wife gets to be constantly stimulated
4) Husband can take a break
5) Sex drive gap gets filled
6) Longer sex sessions

Remember!

Inseminated wife = Happy life
good point 😏
 
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