Anyone French kiss dogs?

Yes it’s one of my favorites. The difference between the smooth bottom of their tongue with the rougher top is wonderful. I also love the lower lip bumps on the sides of their lower lips (does that have a name?) the texture of their noses and the ridges on the roof of their mouths and licking their canine teeth. I love caressing their ears on my eyelids, kissing paws I really love my dog!
 
Nope, Nope, Nope. The germs are enough to make you gag, make you sick or kill you. Used to love it when my dogs gave me kisses but since being an adult you realize how nasty it is. Dogs lick their own asses, lick floors, lick their paws that have walked through who knows what....disgusting. Not to mention the bacteria that a dog harbors can actually kill you.
 
Few people really French kiss dogs, because most dogs don't appreciate it. Dogs, on the other hand, are obsessive about French kissing their humans. Lucky is the dog whose human lover will consent to it.
 
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