Anyone for Big Wig?

[NewToThis]

Hi everyone, this was a game I learnt when I was younger, it's a word game. The object is to guess what the previous poster has suggested. All answers must rhyme, the first word must be a describing word and the second must be an object eg Big Wig, Flat Cat, Floppy Poppy.
E.G.if I say my big Wig is a damp feline there are 2 possible answers Wet Pet or Soggy Moggy. Either is acceptable, let's see if this flies. I'll go first

 

[NewToThis]

My big Wig is an unadorned railway carriage.

 

[Michioliphant]

Big wigs? Like Eighty Strippers?

 

[NewToThis]

Big wigs? Like Eighty Strippers?

No it's a guessing game, so as from my previous post "my big Wig is an unadorned railway carriage" YOU or whoever replied was supposed to guess "PLAIN TRAIN" then supply your own, I'll give youse all another to have a go at
My big Wig is circular monetary unit.

 

[Ruben]

Congrats on your round pound!

My big wig is an evil rodent.

 

[NewToThis]

Congrats on your round pound!

My big wig is an evil rodent.

So far I've come up with louse mouse and riever beaver but I'm not really happy with either and my brain's a bit fried from 2....12 hour shifts on consecutive days, I'll keep working on it.

 

[Ruben]

So far I've come up with louse mouse and riever beaver but I'm not really happy with either and my brain's a bit fried from 2....12 hour shifts on consecutive days, I'll keep working on it.

You can do it. I believe in you. ?

 

[NewToThis]

Ok I'm going with vice mice.
Did I get it ? And if so here's one for the next person.

My big Wig is a tepid jester.

 

[Ruben]

My bad rat accepts these vice mice as his loyal minions.

Tepid jester ... would a cool fool qualify? Tepid has not been part of my vocabulary so far. Based on the dictionary I suspect that it may be a bit too warm. Another guess would be a frown clown.


If that's acceptable, my new big wig can only be saved by a dentist.

 

[NewToThis]

Yes cool fool was what I was aiming for.

 

[NewToThis]

By the way bad rats isn't a rhyme though I think there is a word for a half rhyme but "I'm not enough of a poet
to know it"

 

[NewToThis]

In which case are you thinking loose tooth?

 

[NewToThis]

Ok my big Wig is a mucus covered Englishman (according to an American)

 

[Ruben]

By the way bad rats isn't a rhyme though I think there is a word for a half rhyme but "I'm not enough of a poet
to know it"

Oh, dang. I'm only writing English – haven't spoken to a slimy Limey or another native speaker for years. My pronounciation is probably terrible.

My big wig is an overweight feline.