Anyone else having connectivity issues

Ted Danson Machine

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I know there have been intermittent issues but this one is new to me. Any time I try to come to the main site or click the ZV logo, it shows the homepage address in the URL box but the page is just a blank white page. I am only able to post this because I had a separate tab opened and was on a page that allowed me to click and come here to post.
 
I know there have been intermittent issues but this one is new to me. Any time I try to come to the main site or click the ZV logo, it shows the homepage address in the URL box but the page is just a blank white page. I am only able to post this because I had a separate tab opened and was on a page that allowed me to click and come here to post.
I had the same problem this morning.
 
But it's no longer happening for you?
When i googles zooville i get the main page and a few sub pages to select. The main page did not work and i assumed it was my old computer playing up again but when i clicke on one of the alternative pages there was no problem... so here i am lol
 
I know there have been intermittent issues but this one is new to me. Any time I try to come to the main site or click the ZV logo, it shows the homepage address in the URL box but the page is just a blank white page. I am only able to post this because I had a separate tab opened and was on a page that allowed me to click and come here to post.
Where have you been? It's been going on for almost 2 weeks, the site is being ddosed, there's news posts and an alert banner about it.
 
So idk if it's just me or not but most of the time when I try to get on here the pages won't load at all, is it a problem on my end or just the site having limited resources?
 
ddos for 2 weeks now, where you been and why you not reading the existing notices about it?
 
There’s a header that says they’re experiencing intermittent issues. It’s not you or your isp.
 
ddos for 2 weeks now, where you been and why you not reading the existing notices about it?
Ted is a fucking machine, a fucking ninja, he is here on the forum 25 hours a day and pays attention to everything.
((-(-.(-.-).-)-))
 
Ted is a fucking machine, a fucking ninja, he is here on the forum 25 hours a day and pays attention to everything.
((-(-.(-.-).-)-))
He is here all the time. I'm still trying to figure out when he sleeps. He's just a couple hours away from me, so same time zone, and he'll be posting at 2am then still be active at 7am, but he's also active mid day so he's not sleeping days. I'm stumped.
 
He is here all the time. I'm still trying to figure out when he sleeps. He's just a couple hours away from me, so same time zone, and he'll be posting at 2am then still be active at 7am, but he's also active mid day so he's not sleeping days. I'm stumped.
Despite this, it did not occur to him that the functioning of the forum have been continuously faulty for 2-3 weeks. This is a sign that he should be sleeping.
 
Ted is a fucking machine, a fucking ninja, he is here on the forum 25 hours a day and pays attention to everything.
((-(-.(-.-).-)-))
Despite this, it did not occur to him that the functioning of the forum have been continuously faulty for 2-3 weeks. This is a sign that he should be sleeping.
Not sure what your deal is, but this is the second time you've made snide comments directed towards me unprovoked. Much like your first attempt
you fall short here as well.
My original comment
I know there have been intermittent issues but this one is new to me. Any time I try to come to the main site or click the ZV logo, it shows the homepage address in the URL box but the page is just a blank white page. I am only able to post this because I had a separate tab opened and was on a page that allowed me to click and come here to post.
Take a second to read and maybe don't look foolish next time.
 
Not sure what your deal is, but this is the second time you've made snide comments directed towards me unprovoked. Much like your first attempt
you fall short here as well.
My original comment

Take a second to read and maybe don't look foolish next time.
It's because I hate you, I hate asslicking vamzer, wherever I go, you're there everywhere and from morning to night you report topics/posts that no one has looked at for years. Do you know how tiring it is for the moderators to deal with your crap? Use the Ignore button pls.
 
It's because I hate you, I hate asslicking vamzer, wherever I go, you're there everywhere and from morning to night you report topics/posts that no one has looked at for years. Do you know how tiring it is for the moderators to deal with your crap? Use the Ignore button pls.
No actually I do not agree with that.
The only tiring instance was the 70+ incest reports in one night.
Otherwise I myself review and if needed remove old porn threads that no one has looked at for years but they still contain abusive crap, are off topic of the section, or damaged by the op removing the content.

Otherwise all the reports of im names, incest, pedo stories... are useful.
 
It's because I hate you, I hate asslicking vamzer, wherever I go, you're there everywhere and from morning to night you report topics/posts that no one has looked at for years. Do you know how tiring it is for the moderators to deal with your crap? Use the Ignore button pls.
You've also been ignored from this post.
No reason to go about with that.
 
It's because I hate you, I hate asslicking vamzer, wherever I go, you're there everywhere and from morning to night you report topics/posts that no one has looked at for years. Do you know how tiring it is for the moderators to deal with your crap? Use the Ignore button pls.
I don't care how old the post is if it's against the rules it will be removed when reported, the moderation staff can't review every single post on the forum and we rely on members reporting questionable content for review.
 
Its been intermittent for me the last 2 weeks. Sometimes nothing loads, but shows a white screen with an error code. Somtimes it acts as if the connection or site crashed.

Within the last few days, ive at least been able to be online by searching a specific thread or 2. But for sure spotty connections recently.

EDIT: Grammer/spelling corrections
 
I use tor, so an intermittent experience has been the case all along here. It has been a tad worse with the uptick in the attacks.
If you load a URL other than the default main page, it will typically load; the exiting before any real content (blank page) hasn't had any perceptible effect for me when I use a more direct URL.


He is here all the time. I'm still trying to figure out when he sleeps. He's just a couple hours away from me, so same time zone, and he'll be posting at 2am then still be active at 7am, but he's also active mid day so he's not sleeping days. I'm stumped.

Come on, the answer is in his name, "Ted Danson MACHINE" :)

His sourcecode is probably based a perl or expect script that was written and maintained by consecutive new hires at some agency for years, then set loose on the world and forgotten about. :p
 
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It's because I hate you, I hate asslicking vamzer, wherever I go, you're there everywhere and from morning to night you report topics/posts that no one has looked at for years. Do you know how tiring it is for the moderators to deal with your crap? Use the Ignore button pls.
GOD DAM, I don't think I have ever felt this proud and happy to be on this site as right now
LOL
 
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