I think it's ironic that the most mentally retarded people on here think they are going to "call me out" based on the fact that I myself am calling out one of the biggest whoppers in history.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was right about rural areas, said through the words of Sherlock Holmes: "They always fill me with a certain horror. It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside."
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"But the reason is very obvious. The pressure of public opinion can do in the town what the law cannot accomplish. There is no lane so vile that the scream of a tortured child, or the thud of a drunkard’s blow, does not beget sympathy and indignation among the neighbours, and then the whole machinery of justice is ever so close that a word of complaint can set it going, and there is but a step between the crime and the dock. But look at these lonely houses, each in its own fields, filled for the most part with poor ignorant folk who know little of the law. Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."
The knowledge that the idea of "idyllic country life" is a load of bullshit has been known, by every comprehensively educated human being in the western world, for centuries, and that myth is no less of a made-up load of hooey now than it was in the time of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Doyle was not blind to how dirty London was at the time: he commented routinely on how filthy the air was. The fact that he continuously belabored the subject is one of the reasons why they eventually did something about the air quality in London.
Also, something that zoophiles need to know is that police, in urban areas, tend to be substantially less likely to arrest you based on made-up crimes, even ones that are on the books, because they have their hands full dealing with break-ins, illegal street racing, and occasional murders. They are not bored enough to waste time on petty bullshit. Dealing with problems that are actually problems is not something exceptional in their lives, but it is a part of the steady flow of their occupations. They don't care if you stay at home and quietly smoke marijuana: they care if you smoke marijuana and then scream at people drunkenly from your balcony because it makes you irritating. In most cities, people that quietly mind their own damn business, even zoophiles, are usually not treated as criminals. People have too much else going on in their lives.
I have seen more of actual nature, since moving to a small educated city, than I ever did in a sparsely populated rural area...
...because I did not live in "nature" in that sparsely populated rural area. I lived surrounded on all sides by a gigantic pine tree plantation owned by either International Paper or people that sold to International Paper. The trees were planted in rows, and logging trucks would trundle into them periodically to cut them down. That was not "nature": that was a crop. Besides that, I was allergic to the god-awful things, which resulted in teachers treating me like a mentally ill stooge for my entire upbringing because I was in a constant congested funk and short-fused due to the damn allergy. People there were obsessed with sport, but I could barely breathe, much less run a mile...
...but where I live now, there is more natural diversity, so there is not such a dense concentration of one specific species that it could set me off into a histamine-induced rage. There are several species of oaks, multifarious different conifers to include junipers, poplars, tulip poplars, deodar cedars, maples, red maples, and that's just what I can see out my damn window.
And the lakes there, hooboy! Did you know that, when you literally see pig-shit floating on the surface of a lake, you are not really allowed to call it pig shit, even though it smells like pig shit and looks like pig shit? It's not pig shit, but "It's an algal bloom. We get them once in a while." It didn't look like algae to me: it looked like pig shit. However, enough people in the area worked on hog farms that they would spread this myth that the shit that would flow out into the waterways, due to their sub-regulation ill-maintained lagoons, was not really shit, so their sources of livelihood wouldn't get shut down. Therefore, because everybody was obligated to believe this myth and accept that there was some bizarre species of algae that literally looked like pig shit (because it actually was pig shit) and smelled like pig shit (because it actually was pig shit), they would send their children out to swim and play in lakes covered in pig shit.
In all of the time that I spent living in one of those places, which stupid people try to bill as "a beautiful agrarian paradise like the Garden of Edan," I spent most of that time in a misanthropic rage. I hated the human race, and I wonder if that was related to why I ended up being attracted to animals. Being surrounded by those overgrown baboons is what led me to believe, for a while, that I could never be attracted to a human being. After all, what sane person would ever be attracted to such an ugly personality? "How can humans even stand themselves?" I thought. Maybe that's what made me a zoophile. I grew up around the slack-jawed descendants of violent child-rapers and their victims.
Also, did you realize that people that use dogs to hunt deer barely care at all if their dogs live or die? The dogs are treated more like a disposable crop than like anything living. They come down with diseases and die horribly from those diseases, and there is no emotion from the hunters. They say, "Well, those are working animals." Meanwhile, a dog is clearly dying of cancer, and they do nothing to either stop the cancer or to alleviate that dog's suffering. They won't even give the dog a sedative. They don't care a rat's ass about those animals. Those heartless thugs don't own dogs because of a love for dogs. They do not have the capacity for love. Their souls are dead. The souls of those punks were already sucking Satan's dick in Hell because they sure don't act like people that have souls in my goddamn experience. The way that deer-hunters treated their dogs was one of the reasons why I realized I never wanted to go near those people ever again. When those savages were unhappy with one of their dogs, then they would kick them, drag them violently by the scruffs of their necks, and throw them about like rag dolls. They did not care whether a dog was healthy except to whatever extent it affected that dog's ability to run. They would let highly aggressive male dogs fight until they were covered in permanent scars and notches before doing anything to separate them, and it was not the fault of those male dogs: they lived in deprived and claustrophobic environments, and they were constantly stressed out and therefore aggressive. Those motherfuckers were a lot of things, but they were not really dog people.
Oh, I cannot wait for lab-grown burgers and french fries to rip big ag a new asshole. I want to see those benighted areas torn down for good and turned into nature preserves. When big ag dies, I think that the government ought to buy up the property and make it back into a habitat for the nearly extinct animals that were forced out by it.
Here is what I already know about people that have dreams of taking children out into the deep woods:
The Boy Scouts of America said in a statement to PEOPLE, "We are devastated by the number of lives impacted by past abuse in Scouting"
people.com
And that is just what they do in an organization that has at least some amount of bureaucracy and oversight. In a virtually unregulated sport that takes place on land that the paper company or people that sell to the paper company rents out cheap, just to pay the property tax, at private hunting clubs far away from the prying eyes of any international bureaucracy or government, where partly skinned deer carcasses hang by their hind-feet from hooks because the hunters got too drunk to finish the job, do you really think that there is nothing there except purity and innocence?
Maybe my perception of rural areas has been tainted based on the fact that I have only seen the worst case scenario during my upbringing and then escaped into an unusually pleasant educated metro area. I can acknowledge that my first-hand experience is not the be all, end all of all knowledge. I can acknowledge that my experience alone might have been merely a fluke.
However, when I look at the scientific statistical evidence, I am led to believe that the area that I had the profound misfortune of growing up in cannot possibly be unique. If I wrote a novel based on the environment that I grew up in, then I would have to write a Southern gothic novel like William Faulkner, and that poor sot drank until his liver was harder than a boulder.
@nekdoneco123 So go ahead, and call me names. Tell people how you are going to "call me out" and "expose" me.
I will tell you what I am: I am somebody that literally wandered out of the swamp barefoot, and the majority of the information that had entered my consciousness, besides the
rooinek imbecility I grew up surrounded by, was written by science fiction and fantasy authors. I was naive about anything that went on in the real world. In spite of my intelligence, I was profoundly ignorant. If there is anything about me at all that distinguishes me from a racist and misogynistic redneck dumbass, then that is a difference in me that I fought for against almost impossible odds.
I bet you thought that anybody that didn't think like you was a privileged, angsty, yuppie piece of shit that grew up in a suburb being brainwashed with SJW verses from their SJW bibles, where they learn about their white privilege and how peaceful and nice Muslims are.
I bet you are one of those pieces of shit from Europe that treat Muslims like they are barely human, but you don't mind gleefully smearing us Americans for our own racism problems. We have a lot of immigrants in our country, too, and it's been a struggle to assimilate all of them without them clashing with the people that already lived here. It's called "climate change," motherfucker. I have talked to plenty of self-righteous Europeans that expect me to believe that their racism is okay because Muslims are such uniquely different human beings from the Latin American immigrants that we have gotten so saturated with that our babies have now officially become a minority group. Before throwing eggs at the United States, I suggest you deal with your own shit.
I know a few more things about Eastern Europe you don't know I know. For example, you self-righteous punks treat Roma people like they are barely human. You do nothing to adapt your education systems to help improve their level of education, but then throw eggs at them for being uneducated and acting uneducated. I also know that your piece of shit rural areas are not any better than ours. However, this is especially true in Romania, which I happen to know--from knowing people that live there--can be just as backwards of a fucking loo as any of the states, commonwealths, or territories of the United States of America. I already know rural areas can be pieces of shit, but Romania's rural areas really take the fucking cake. The only rural areas where you can feel safe are the ones where the fucking Muslims live, and in spite of their cultural faults, the Muslims at least have a sense of law and order. I'd like to see a few things about their culture improve, but of they can figure out it's not really okay to break into somebody else's house to steal their silver, they are more civilized than my former neighbors.
I also happen to know that the anti-LGBT attitudes in Russia have been spreading like cancer in every country that touches them. From what I have heard, Czechian thugs have been adopting the same anti-LGBT postures as the ones that have spread from Russia into Poland. That reactionary plague has been spreading through your fucking continent faster than COVID-19, and what that plague is going to do, wherever it takes root, is elevate thuggish reactionary piece of shit corrupted politicians that will send your country's culture so far down the crapper you won't be able to afford a plumber willing to drag you out of it. In Europe, you have become so smug and self-righteous about how much more civilized you are than us dumb Americans that you have problems of your own creeping up on you. Your very narcissism has made you complacent.
Therefore, I am not deceived into thinking that your rural areas live up to the rosy reputation of rural areas just because they happen to be located within the national borders of the same country as Prague and Ostara. I applaud those cities for having many dignifying qualities, but the retarded rednecks in your country are just as slack-jawed and thuggish and seedy as the ones in mine.
It amazes me that you think that you are going to "call me out" when you have not done anything whatsoever to substantiate your point-of-view besides mock my nationality, insult my intelligence, and make a hilarious attempt to ridicule me for being "eloquent."
@nekdoneco123 I have got some news for you: Europe is as much of a loo as the United States, and if you pasty-faced cheese-eating punks don't start paying attention to problems starting to come up on your own continent, rather than egging our continent for its faults, then you are going to have a full-fledged crisis on your hands. It was within the lifetimes of your oldest citizens that you were the Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia, and after that, you lived under a single party communist state until I was 6 years old. Your country, as a democratic and independent nation that is not under the control of either the Reichstag or the Kremlin, is six years younger than I am, and your divorce agreement with Slovakia is seven years younger than I am. If you keep on throwing eggs at Americans instead of minding your own beeswax, then you're going to have another crisis on your hands.
It sure is rich that you are claiming that you are calling ME out. You poor pepik. You have been listening to a retarded imbecile that is still mad at me because I called him out as a self-righteous Boomer. That idiot claims he ignores me, but he stalks my posts on here and invariably jumps into my threads, at some point, to deliver taunts toward me and anybody that apparently has good relations with me.
Yes, you are one of the legion useless idiots that have been certain that they were going to call me out.
I never claimed that all rural areas were the same, but what I was saying about rural areas is generally true, most of the time. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle explained the simple reason why in substantially more eloquent language than I, and he was right.
Give it up,
@nekdoneco123. Nobody is going to believe that there is something unique or special about Czechia's rural areas, except that mentally retarded pentagram-waving clown that you submissively follow around like a good little Pepik Heelhound. You bozos are two peas in a pod, and neither of you can resist an opportunity to smear Sigma for...
...having a rich vocabulary? I mean what a lame smear. Are you really that desperate? Are really so desperate for a basis on which to smear me that you are effectively calling me an "egghead"? Are you such a retard that you don't understand how pathetic it really is to insult somebody for being superior to you?
You essentially admitted, yourself, that the place where you moved was a dump. I suggest moving to a nice exurb of Ostara or some other relatively educated area. Land is cheap in exurbs, and you can own horses there. Those places are growing because the people there are educated, and they are trying to be worth something to society. Spend some time on improving your quality of life instead of wasting time joining other ridiculous bozos in brandishing your ignorance here as if you were proud of that ignorance.