Answer a question with a question

[Intriguedbyu]

Who needs a spoon?

 

[Constantine999]

Will there be soup?

 

[nyaanekoneon]

If there's soup will there be crackers?

 

[Constantine999]

If there are crackers will there be... Jacks?!?

 

[Chiara2003]

Have we determined there to be a buffet?

 

[saddlebum66]

And so we circle around to tipping again?

 

[Intriguedbyu]

WHAT you TIPPED!

 

[saddlebum66]

Do you question my judgement, sir?

 

[Constantine999]

Perhaps it should be a covered dish?

 

[Constantine999]

WHAT you TIPPED!

Is that a question??

 

[Chiara2003]

Are u the question police?

 

[Constantine999]

Are you commiting question crimes??

 

[Intriguedbyu]

Did you hide the pot?

 

[Chiara2003]

Is there a list of infractions?

 

[Constantine999]

Would you like to see the list of punishments??

 

[saddlebum66]

Perhaps it should be a covered dish?

My judgement?

 

[Constantine999]

Is it judgment day?

 

[saddlebum66]

Didn't you hear the tune, "Here Come De Judge?"

 

[Constantine999]

Is that the Sammy Davis Jr. or Pigmeat Markham version?

 

[Jarod Mason]

Who's Pigmeat Markham?

 

[Constantine999]

Who doesn't know that?!

 

[saddlebum66]

You didn't " look him up in your Funk and Wagnall's"?

 

[Constantine999]

Are we showing our age??

 

[saddlebum66]

Don't you think they're showing their lack of it?

 

[Constantine999]

If I say "yes" would it be fair?

 

[saddlebum66]

Why wouldn't a legitimate observation be fair?

 

[AriesAngyl]

Do we have to be fair?

 

[saddlebum66]

Is there such a requirement or Directive here?

 

[AriesAngyl]

Eww. Can we drop requirements and directives?

 

[saddlebum66]

Are you asking for you, or a friend??