A poem about sending DMs to women

[pointerdude]

ADVICE TO GUYS

She didn't answer your DM and you are wondering why,
Don't DM to ask, don't bitch and cry.
Did she look at your posts?
Check out your profile?
If DM to ask her,
She should run a mile!

You said Hi how are you?
as your opening line
She gets asked that repeatedly,
She is probably fine!

For the guys that DM women,
Please take this advice,
Don't pester, don't hassle,
and always be nice!

 

[saddlebum66]

@ to whom it may concern

All this is fine, if you think they will listen
But they spend the most time just Moanin' and Pissin'.

They aren't a bit able to sustain conversation
So they'll live all their lives in
incont'nent Masturbation.

The right hand for weeknights with Thumb and all fingers,
The left, more exotic, when slow need lingers.

But find them a honey to ease up the burden?
They can't make that happen, and that is for certain.

 

[pointerdude]

Saddle, you are a better poet than me by far! lol

 

[saddlebum66]

Just the truth....Contending with Mules requires a 2x4 soaked in coal oil for a few weeks, so it won't break in use. That's important, because every year presents a new crop of dolts.

The fortunate thing is, most will not leave progeny to carry on the Family traits.

 

[Flµff]

I am lost with your metrics

please find a way to make it light
try to hook with some delight

some fish with sticks and patience
others use bombs and violence

listen grandpa and make a brake
giving the worm a nice shake