4 Words in Jail

[Hostler]

You've just been jailed!

You can only say 4 words. Choose them wisely.

 

[Pillar]

I don't wanna fuck.

 

[BlondLion]

I claim top bunk

 

[Pillar]

I'ma shank his ass.

 

[BlondLion]

That was worth it

 

[Hostler]

Why am I here?

 

[BlondLion]

The door's not locked

 

[Pillar]

Burn this bitch down.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

your Bottom Bunk, Bitch.

 

[Pillar]

Knock that shit off.

 

[Furf2b2b]

oop's ? Drop the SOAP ??

 

[Pillar]

Fuck your punk ass.

 

[Hostler]

This place is fun

 

[Pillar]

Gotta pray to Jesus

 

[Hostler]

I need a drink

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Soap up, Shower bitch.

 

[Pillar]

Fuck yo court nigga

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

My cock hurts bad

 

[Pillar]

Your ass is mine

 

[Pillar]

Who is this nigga?

 

[420Fatty]

When's my lawyer arrive?
(And that's all you should ever say. If you go to jail for ANY reason, Shut the fuck up. The police are not your friend, They don't give a single fuck about you or your well being. They will starve, dehydrate and freeze you out in order to weaken you, Then offer you food water and a blanket to get you to confess to anything. Don't fall for it. Shut the fuck up.)

 

[Pillar]

Over my dead body

 

[Pillar]

Who you talking to?

 

[Pillar]

I want my lawyer.

 

[Pillar]

Punk ass bitch nigga

 

[Pillar]

Sleep tight my bitch

 

[Pillar]

Take those clothes off

 

[Furf2b2b]

Rim those Hemorrhoids DUDE !!!

 

[Pillar]

Get the fuck out

 

[ascendtoaccept]

It was not me (but was not will be said as wasn't, and sung like in the song "It Wasn't Me")