How does your dog show they're wanting sex?

He jumps up on the bed and licks my face in the morning and I usually respond by saying who is a good boy and massaging his sheath. Then we are both hard and the fun begins.
Boy that sounds like the start of a perfect day. You are a lucky guy. PS-are there many midwesterners on the site? I am from Illinois
 
If it's been more than a day or two, just say "wanna get your dick out?" And he knows this means its horny time. He will usually try to mount and get excited by then.

Otherwise, he never humps or anything or anyone and I think it has to do with this command, and body language. For example getting my dick out also gets him in the mood.
Wow. Says a lot about you too! These are ALL fascinating reading to me
 
How I want him to show he wants sex: Cuddled together on my bed in my room late at night until he's a little restless and I sit up and decide to tease him by going on all fours and wiggling myself in his direction until his doggy dick gets hard and tries to mount me

How he actually does it 70% of the time: Tries to hump and jump at my legs/ whenever I'm vaguely bent over doing something, right infront of my family at the most awkward of times

Reality isn't always the best :cry:
Did he penetrate you in front of your family?
 
How I want him to show he wants sex: Cuddled together on my bed in my room late at night until he's a little restless and I sit up and decide to tease him by going on all fours and wiggling myself in his direction until his doggy dick gets hard and tries to mount me

How he actually does it 70% of the time: Tries to hump and jump at my legs/ whenever I'm vaguely bent over doing something, right infront of my family at the most awkward of times

Reality isn't always the best :cry:
Do they suspect because of this?
 
My boy has multiple ways of showing me really, but the ones he uses the most is sticking his nose beneath my skirt and licking me or simply trying to mount me from behind...he's not exactly subtle about it
Did ir ever happen in front of others?
 
About 20 years ago we had a very smart German Shepherd. When he wanted to have sex he would pull me by the hand to my room and my wife thinking she would be there. When she was at home he would sit in front of her or keep circling and insinuating himself until she noticed - it usually worked...lol
 
The one around me usually tends to "play dumb" and goest first at where we usually get playful. Usually she doesn't enter that place unless she's "for it"
 
Cooper gets playful and starts to only want to be around me and literally ignores everyone else he can also get a bit sniffy at times but i try to discourage that behavior even if i do enjoy it which I do for the most part
How are you trying to discourage him ? just trying to push him away? or got any other trick ? usually the female rottie tends to be a little pushy with me as well with her snout
 
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