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Who has a friend

The term "play" changes during life. Back in time we played wih toy cars in a sandbox. The cars had no batteries, no remote conrol, but the wheels could go round, and if you were lucky the doors could open.
Later in life the term "play" got a different meaning. Being old now, I still like to "play" in several interpretations of this term. Lso with a foru legged friend - in several interpretations of the term "play".
 
I have no friends.

Well... I wouldn't be so sure of that. There are a dedicated few here who keep you company, no? Though I doubt any of these can be there for you irl. But still I agree with pes (if I'm interpreting his response correctly) -- do we not count? And what's more, not only do you have friends here, you also have a secret admirer from whom you've never heard -- until now.

Ironically, you keep me company in a way, via your writings. You're just not aware of this, because I don't interact with you directly. Similar in personality to you, I tend to minimize my human contact, keeping folks at arm's length. I'm guilty of not keeping up with PMs like I should, which people then misinterpret as me snubbing or rebuffing them without meaning to, pushing them away even if I don't necessarily want them gone. But I still love to read what people write. I routinely follow along in the Hungary and Romania threads, which can be directly attributed to you having drawn me there, even if I'm quiet as a mouse there too. Hell, I even drop in over at ZC now and again, and if I happen to see you bump a thread, I'll take the time to listen to whatever you have to say there too. Being the unobtrusive type, I'm too reluctant to use the 'Like' button, so even if you don't see me, it doesn't mean I'm not there. The social media craze passed me by, thus I'm not in the habit of smashing 'Like' buttons for every post I agree with. But even if I very rarely ever lift my leg and mark your posts with 'Likes', I still like them, if that makes sense? I wade thru your anger and your grief, your frustrations and depression and your self-deprecation. In fact, you remind me a lot of my pyrenees/anatolian/kangal whom I lost last year. You embody many of his same best/worst traits. Your writings, like his emotions, are raw and plain, very refreshingly honest, "based" as the gen-Zers would say, and even somewhat conflicting at times. Vulnerable yet defensive, the cocksure proud self-sufficient aggressive alpha male. Lonely and reaching out, yet biting many who come too close. Your posts range everywhere from the vitriolic to sardonic, cynical, to hopelessly resigned. And I see right thru it all. I read between your lines. I know you. I feel the same. As a fellow zoo exclusive, we are in solidarity in our... solitude. Ha. Imagine that. And pervading everything, there's this certain... stark truth, I guess you'd call it, to the unfiltered things you say. Taken all around, you remind me very much of the human-equivalent of the pyr/anatolian I loved to peices. If he'd been human, he'd probably be a lot like you.

Anyway. Sure, I will admit to an occasional trolling or shitpost. But not this time. Nothing here is meant to be snarky or said in jest. We simply overlap in a few places, and since you remind me of him, then by extension, I love you too. There, I said it. I love you, Masha. See? People can like you, and you won't always have to bite them, lol. Its not a trick or a gag. I was not put up to it by Pes or Yuri or Sumpup. I have no explanation why the resemblance to him nor the feeling of a connection to you exists, or what sort of magnetic pull drew me to narrow you and a select few others out of the myriad other thousands of folks here who act and feel like we do. Random cause and effect, unlikely odds. Yet here we are. It just does, so I do. I can't exactly put a name to the collective significance of your posts, but they have meaning to me. Something I resonate strongly with. So whenever I need to 'hear' from you, I just go read whatever you're currently writing somewhere, and I admire it quietly, without bothering you. One solitary zoo exclusive to another. Keep it in mind. You think you're shouting into the void, but somebody's listening, even when you think nobody is. You have friends, even if you don't count us, or we don't (always) interact with you enough. Like the lesson in Bojack Horseman: I see you.
 
that would cost ya.
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If this touches your heart, do something about it ...im wait for you ...dear friends, im waiting !

So reach out im right here, and alone.
 

Surely, I cannot be the first human to evince a crush on you? Impossible. You are adorable -- for all the right masculine reasons. You have it all. You've said so yourself: a big, husky, hairy man. Am I right so far? You are no smooth little skeletal twink. No, you are a 'bear' or 'chub' as they are known on my side of the pond. Which is precisely my type -- in boars, in bulls, in dogs, and in men alike. No matter the species, I'm attracted to the same traits across the board. Its sooo deliciously male to be heavy (even tho I am not, but hey, that's why opposites attract). Your dick btw is beautiful and plenty big, even if you refuse to believe it. Your biting, hilariously keen wit, your unusual personality, your unconventional charm, all of these are a layered tapestry of contradictions. You are a study in paradox. Such a confident alpha, often to the point of belligerence and never backing down from a fight, yet so flawed and vulnerable and insecure on the inside. You are all of these things at the same time. A perfect dichotomy. Two halves of a whole. Exactly like my pyr/ano/kangal. Its uncanny how similar you two were. Body and mind, you both line up in all the right ways. If you weren't zoo-exclusive, you could've bedded your pick of humans by now. Out in real life, you must be fending them off with a stick every day, aren't you? People must be tripping you then beating you to the floor, just for a chance to slide underneath you.

So no. Sadly I'm not your first crush, and I know that. But... I sure wish I could be your last 🥲

Either way, Nekdo's got competition -- and I'm making sure he knows it. He's just going to have to get comfortable with the idea of sharing you. Because now that the cat's out of the bag, I'm damn sure not going without my Masha fix. I'll take sloppy seconds after you and he are done, that's more than fine with me! Never did mind playing second fiddle so long as I'm part of the band (y)

Also, admit it... you re-read that sentence on repeat in your mind all day yesterday, didn't you? It followed you off the forums. But it felt really good too, knowing a human is in love with you <3 It put a spring in your step, a sly knowing grin on your face, or maybe you just snapped a little less at coworkers or something. Regardless. I'd hoped that, out of everything I'd written, you'd take away the echo of that line the most -- and you did!
 
IRL friends? Yes. Friends I play with regularly? No.

In fact, they don't know that I dwell here, and I believe that's a good thing.

(Reads the section this is located in)

I have no animal friends either.
 
Human friends yes. My Sir gives me a good elbow deep fisting about twice a month. Yes I have a few canine friends but they are not mine so I do not "play" with them.
 
I've never shown my penis to anyone, so no one can know what it looks like.

The authenticity is lost.

Oh but you did! You threw it out as an insult at someone in the DF over a political argument not long ago, telling him to 'suck your dick'. Or at least... I'd hoped it was a selfie of yours. Have I been deceived? Was that not genuinely your penis? *Gasp* H-Have I been... worshiping a false prophet?
 
Well this thread was an interesting read lol

Im pretty lonely myself. Everyone I knew and loved moved on with their lives. This forum and some telegram friends are all I have left.

I hope that after I move I can make some new friends and rebuild my life.
 
Surely, I cannot be the first human to evince a crush on you? Impossible. You are adorable -- for all the right masculine reasons. You have it all. You've said so yourself: a big, husky, hairy man. Am I right so far? You are no smooth little skeletal twink. No, you are a 'bear' or 'chub' as they are known on my side of the pond. Which is precisely my type -- in boars, in bulls, in dogs, and in men alike. No matter the species, I'm attracted to the same traits across the board. Its sooo deliciously male to be heavy (even tho I am not, but hey, that's why opposites attract). Your dick btw is beautiful and plenty big, even if you refuse to believe it. Your biting, hilariously keen wit, your unusual personality, your unconventional charm, all of these are a layered tapestry of contradictions. You are a study in paradox. Such a confident alpha, often to the point of belligerence and never backing down from a fight, yet so flawed and vulnerable and insecure on the inside. You are all of these things at the same time. A perfect dichotomy. Two halves of a whole. Exactly like my pyr/ano/kangal. Its uncanny how similar you two were. Body and mind, you both line up in all the right ways. If you weren't zoo-exclusive, you could've bedded your pick of humans by now. Out in real life, you must be fending them off with a stick every day, aren't you? People must be tripping you then beating you to the floor, just for a chance to slide underneath you.

So no. Sadly I'm not your first crush, and I know that. But... I sure wish I could be your last 🥲
you know what? i couldn't have said it better myself. it's like reading what i would've written. we have similar (or pretty much the same) tastes.

i'm zoo-exclusive as it gets and i still have a legit crush on masha. i'd chase him harder if i weren't. i did tell him i love him and i have zero regrets.

(ps: i got the pleasure of seeing some bits of him and he is a bear. with one magnificent belly)
 
Oh but you did! You threw it out as an insult at someone in the DF over a political argument not long ago, telling him to 'suck your dick'. Or at least... I'd hoped it was a selfie of yours. Have I been deceived? Was that not genuinely your penis? *Gasp* H-Have I been... worshiping a false prophet?

This is a profile picture or a picture from the penis size thread.
I wouldn't think of showing my dick on a forum, I'm not a fetishist.

Surely, I cannot be the first human to evince a crush on you? Impossible.
A few girls tried in early high school, but I turned them away. Never mans.
So, no one has tried in the last 20 years. It's no coincidence that my relationship status is not single, but exclusive. o rly?
I'm very rarely around people, so I don't have to fight this. win-win

You've said so yourself: a big, husky, hairy man.
I do physical work, I'm 180 cm and 95 kg. I have a lot of muscle on my legs and arms, less on my stomach, because I don't have to work with my abs. And I'm hairy, really, my entire stomach from my neck down to my penis, the full width. And half of my back. My hands and feet too. Although there are people hairier than me, I'm also in the top 10.
I love it, because it makes me look like a dog.

Your dick btw is beautiful and plenty big, even if you refuse to believe it.
I an average 14 cm European uncut (ofc) penis, with a thickness and girth that are proportional to it. 4.8 cm wide and 13.5 cm girth, if I remember correctly. I'm happy with it, because I can have sex with more than just 60 kg female dogs.
What's disturbing about it is that the some people to have it 20-30% bigger. It's like I going to a car meeting in a 1.2 Suzuki among the 6 and 8 cylinder cars. It's a bit strange, because with a body that big and so much testosterone, I would think I should have a 16-18 cm dick.
It works, it's fully erect in a minute, and there's a lot of precum in 5 minutes. I've never used lube. The amount of precum is damn good, it's all natural, like male dogs precum. I love having sex, every day, sometimes twice. Of course, sometimes I need to regenerate or I'm sick.
I love female dogs, there is some inexplicable pleasure and attraction in their appearance, their movements, their behavior, the look of their pussies, an invisible force that attracts me.

Such a confident alpha, often to the point of belligerence and never backing down from a fight, yet so flawed and vulnerable and insecure on the inside.
Light assault, vandalism, disorderly conduct, road rage, I've had a few incidents with the police.
I fucking hate stupid people and they can get on my nerves really quickly.
One of my dogs died at 2.5 years old because I didn't take her to the vet in the evening, only in the morning. Because I'm a fucking dick. Is that vulnerable enough?

If you weren't zoo-exclusive
But fortunately I am.

He's just going to have to get comfortable with the idea of sharing you. Because now that the cat's out of the bag, I'm damn sure not going without my Masha fix. I'll take sloppy seconds after you and he are done, that's more than fine with me! Never did mind playing second fiddle so long as I'm part of the band
This is fucking disgusting.

Also, admit it... you re-read that sentence on repeat in your mind all day yesterday, didn't you?
Nothing was on my mind because you're a random guy I've never talked to and we don't even have a common topic of conversation or interests, so it's clear that it's all trolling or boredom.
This is just a fucking fetish forum where half the members are struggling with some kind of psychological issue and stress and venting it here, where some old members feel like they're some kind of prophet and want to lead the people like a fucking dictator. I'm only here because there's no other fucking forum this size. If there was a female dog only or exclusive only zoophilia forum with 268,000 members I would never have come here.

If someone writes fucking boring stuff, I'll ignore them. If I have to read a fucking lot of fucking boring stuff, I'll just ask have Floofy delete my account. I'm not going to cry over a 2000 comment account on a fucking fetish forum. FFFville. If I were Putin, I would have pressed the red button already. It would be much better for the planet.
 
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