What 10 animals would you take to a desert island?

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

You can take whichever humans you like (as long as they are up for it) and ten animals. They can all be the same, e.g. 10 male dogs or they can all be different. A male horse, a female penguin etc. as long as there are ten animals.

I'm going with, two horses, one male one female, 3 male dogs, 2 bitches, one deer, and a male and female pig.

What are you taking? And if you had the choice, who?

 

[pes]

Rabbits, they breed quickly and therefore you will not starve to death.

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

Rabbits, they breed quickly and therefore you will not starve to death.

Very poor nutritional value, rabbits. You actually use more calories, killing, cooking and eating it than you get in return from it's calorific value. They also distract the dogs!

 

[pes]

Ok, fair point.
5 male and 5 female ostriches.
Technically fuckable + give massive protein boost every couple days.

 

[akirazoo]

Is nobody gonna say chickens? Unlimited eggs.. could also do goats? Get some milk in you

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

Ok, fair point.
5 male and 5 female ostriches.
Technically fuckable + give massive protein boost every couple days.

"Technically fuckable" I'm grabbing the popcorn to watch that!

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

Is nobody gonna say chickens? Unlimited eggs.. could also do goats? Get some milk in you

Pes has already said ostriches. I think he's outegged you.

 

[Flint]

You can take whichever humans you like (as long as they are up for it) and ten animals. They can all be the same, e.g. 10 male dogs or they can all be different. A male horse, a female penguin etc. as long as there are ten animals.

I'm going with, two horses, one male one female, 3 male dogs, 2 bitches, one deer, and a male and female pig.

What are you taking? And if you had the choice, who?

I’m gonna assume there’s a reliable source of freshwater or this would be a pretty short stay.

Food:
1 rooster 3 hens

1 bull, 3 heifers

Companionship/hunting anything that happens to already be on the island or in the water:
1 Male German Shepherd
1 Female falcon

My picks are more focused on surviving on the island than having secluded fuck buddies.

 

[pes]

"Technically fuckable" I'm grabbing the popcorn to watch that!

One guy on the forum does that. So it is possible.

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

I’m gonna assume there’s a reliable source of freshwater or this would be a pretty short stay.

Food:
1 rooster 3 hens

1 bull, 3 heifers

Companionship/hunting anything that happens to already be on the island or in the water:
1 Male German Shepherd
1 Female falcon

My picks are more focused on surviving on the island than having secluded fuck buddies.

My plan was to die happy

I should have said that there is a boat that come in once a month with all the supplies you need.

 

[akirazoo]

Pes has already said ostriches. I think he's outegged you.

Yeah but ostriches are mother-fuckin’ scary
I’ll take my chickens any day

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

One guy on the forum does that. So it is possible.

You aren't allowed to get any tips before you try

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

Yeah but ostriches are mother-fuckin’ scary
I’ll take my chickens any day

Yeah man, no way on Earth I'm trying to fuck an ostrich

 

[akirazoo]

Yeah man, no way on Earth I'm trying to fuck an ostrich

Honestly.. mans would probably cut my dick off xD

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

Honestly.. mans would probably cut my dick off xD

They do carry flick knives

 

[Knutshack]

Dog, horse, pig, cow, sheep, one male and female each! Allows for breeding and diverse fun!

 

[HoundOfTheMuskervilles]

It's like Knutty's Ark!

 

[akirazoo]

It's like Knutty's Ark!

You were proud of that one weren’t you xD