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Describe yourself using two truths and a lie

AngryGoose

AngryGoose

Citizen of Zooville
BANNED USER
Just to be clear, you don't have to put it in that order...

I smoke way too much
I'm under 5foot
I don't own a gun but wish I did
 
My sex skills will make you come back for more.
I have a 48" vertical jump.
I make over $170K per year.
 
I was an air traffic controller in the army. I jumped out of airplanes with a parachute. I was on the Saskatoon University curling team.
 
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gfad69 said:
Just to be clear, you don't have to put it in that order...

I smoke way too much
I'm under 5foot
I don't own a gun but wish I did
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Are we supposed to guess which is truth and which is a lie? Because if so I'd guess Truth, Lie, and Truth for your initial post.

I have a gun, but I've never fired a single bullet out of it.

I've never caught COVID before.

Out of my immediate family, I own the newest model year of vehicle.
 
FloofyNewfie said:
Are we supposed to guess which is truth and which is a lie?
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I actually don't remember, I was kinda drunk at that point ?
FloofyNewfie said:
Because if so I'd guess Truth, Lie, and Truth for your initial post.
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You got that correct though
FloofyNewfie said:
I have a gun, but I've never fired a single bullet out of it.

I've never caught COVID before.

Out of my immediate family, I own the newest model year of vehicle.
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I'm gonna guess lie, truth, truth??
 
I have 3 animals

I have run a marathon

I was given a new car
 
I need to go to bed

I stayed up all night streaming stuff when I should of been sleeping

The chicken fajita I bought from the servo last night DIDNT taste suspiciously like fish to the point that I'm scared of getting explosive diarrhoea later
 
I love my dogs like others love their spouses
I sometimes wear women's clothing
I can literally combine peanut butter with anything, and make it work.
 
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