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“Where did those scratches come from?” What excuse do you give?

I have shared my bed with a bitch. During the day, though, I am a mare fucker.
 
Scratches are not always a bad thing :):).
Last summer i noticed my neighbor with some strange scratches on her legs while she was wearing shorts, so i decided to investigate, and during
a dinner at her place, (and with a bit more of the usual wine for her)...........i noticed that her dog was being very "nice" with her under the table (y):).

To make a long story short, she was a beginner and i helped her out in getting mounted properly by her dog, and now she is one of us.
 
ZooBetty said:
Scratches are not always a bad thing :):).
Last summer i noticed my neighbor with some strange scratches on her legs while she was wearing shorts, so i decided to investigate, and during
a dinner at her place, (and with a bit more of the usual wine for her)...........i noticed that her dog was being very "nice" with her under the table (y):).

To make a long story short, she was a beginner and i helped her out in getting mounted properly by her dog, and now she is one of us.
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sounds like opprtunity to make an interesting evening between neighbors and thier dogs
 
FloofyNewfie said:
Yes, but, Horse can = stepped on feet if you're not careful. ?
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Listen if a horse kicks you hard enough to leave a hoof print, it's not the mark you need to worry about...
Getting stepped on is no big deal if it's just your feet. The danger is if you fall off the saddle or whatever and get trampled. A friend of mine got thrown when her horse tripped and then accidentally stood on her knee while getting back up. The joint was really messed up, she was wheelchair bound for ages.
 
I'd just say that my dog jumped on me or pawed at me because I was holding food/a toy/etc and they were excited. Or just trying to give kisses. I've had paws and claws all over my torso from dogs that reeeeeeeeeally wanted to lick my face! :)
If your dog is patient enough, you might try filing their nails down to a rounder point that's less likely to scratch?
 
SweetEvie said:
Well no one really has a chance to see my back or thighs which is where most of them when they do happen occur. I also have fare skin so if anyone does happen to see anything I have in the past told them they were from an allergic reaction and I ended up scratching myself.
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In my case that would barely be a lie. I have a lot of allergy issues, and it's not uncommon for me to scratch myself bloody.
 
You went jogging, dropped your phone and you had to walk through some thorny bushes to go get it. 100% success rate gaurenteed.

Just try to keep a straight face, and be a bit subtle with the huge dog hair covered wet patch coming through :D
 
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